Andy Samberg Reveals Why White Guys Shouldnt Have Dreadlocks

>> Jimmy: THIS IS "BAYWATCH," YOU KNOW. WHAT DO YOU DO OVER THE SUMMER WHEN YOU WERE A KID? WHAT KIND OF SUMMERS DID YOU HAVE AS A YOUNG MAN? >> I WAS A SUMMER CAMP KID. >> Jimmy: YOU WERE? >> YEAH, I STARTED OUT AS A CAMPER, WENT THERE FOR SO LONG THAT I THEN BECAME A COUNSELOR. >> Jimmy: WAS IT A GOOD CAMP? >> IT WAS WONDERFUL. IT WAS IN YOSEMITE. BEAUTIFUL. BASS LAKE. >> Jimmy: HOW DID THEY DECIDE WHICH OF THE KIDS GOING THERE FOR A LONG TIME GET TO BE COUNSELORS? >> KIND OF THE ONES THAT JUST WON'T STOP COME. [ LAUGHTER ] IT WAS INTERESTING FOR ME BECAUSE -- YOU KNOW, THERE'S ACTIVITIES DURING THE DAY, THERE'S LIKE SOMEONE WHO DOES THE SOFTBALL, SOMEONE WHO DOES ARCHERY, PEOPLE DO SAILING. AND I HAD NO SKILL SET. SO THEY MADE UP A JOB FOR ME. I WAS CAMPFIRE COORDINATOR. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHAT DID THAT ENTAIL? WHAT WERE YOUR RESPONSIBILITIES? >> AT THE END OF EVERY DAY THERE'S A CAMPFIRE, WHOLE CAMP COMES TOGETHER, YOU SING SONGS AND DO SKITS AND STUFF. >> Jimmy: WOULD YOU PICK THE SONGS? >> YEAH, LET'S GO JOHN JACOB JINGLEHYMER SMITH AGAIN! I'M GETTING PAID! >> Jimmy: AND WOULD YOU ARRANGE THE S'MORES AND THAT SORT OF THING, LIGHT THE FIRE? >> NO, I WOULD NOT DO WELL WITH THAT. >> Jimmy: YOU WERE THE CAMPFIRE COORDINATOR, YOU DID NOT LIGHT THE FIRE? >> NO, NO GOOD SERVICES, NO. >> Jimmy: AND DO YOU HAVE STILL -- DID YOU HAVE LIKE A GIRLFRIEND OR ANYTHING AT CAMP? WERE THERE GIRLS AT THE CAMP? >> IT WAS LIKE -- THERE WAS HOOKUP STUFF HAPPENING AT CAMP. ONE OF MY -- WELL, IT DIDN'T ALWAYS GO GREAT FOR ME. [ LAUGHTER ] ONE YEAR I WENT. AND LOOK, I HAD GROWN MY HAIR PRETTY LONG THAT YEAR. LIKE BELOW THE SHOULDERS. AND I'M FROM BERKELEY. ALL MY FRIENDS WERE INTO REGGAE. I NOTICED ONE DAY I HAD SORT OF STOPPED BRUSHING MY HAIR AND IT STARTED KIND OF GNATTING UP AND DREADING UP. YEAH I'LL SEE WHERE THIS GOES. [ LAUGHTER ] AND IT STARTED KIND OF GROSSLY DREADING. AND I WENT TO CAMP. THE SCHOOL YEAR ENDED, I WENT TO CAMP. ALL MY FRIENDS WERE LIKE, OH. DREADS. AND I WAS LIKE, KIND OF, I DON'T KNOW. AND IT WENT ON FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS. FINALLY THEY WERE LIKE, THIS IS NOT HAPPENING, AND THEY KIND OF LIKE HELD ME DOWN AND SHAVED MY HEAD. AND I WAS KIND OF BUMMED AND I WAS LIKE, MAN, I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY SHAVED MY WHITE DREADS. [ LAUGHTER ] AND THEN THAT NIGHT I MADE OUT WITH A GIRL. >> Jimmy: OH, WOW! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] IT WAS GOOD LUCK. >> I WAS LIKE -- I AM THE POSTER CHILD FOR WHY WHITE PEOPLE SHOULD NOT HAVE DREAD LOCKS. JUST NEVER S

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