Foreigner or Not

HERE. PRESIDENT TRUMP REALLY SHOW SEND ME TO THE BORDER. HE DOESN'T NEED THE NATIONAL GUARD. I HAPPEN TO HAVE A KNACK FOR SPOTTING FOREIGNERS. I DO IT EVERY DAY HERE IN HOLLYWOOD. WITH THAT SAID, IT'S TIME TO PLAY FOREIGNER OR NOT. THAT'S RIGHT. [ APPLAUSE ] THAT'S RIGHT. SAL IS OUT ON HOLLYWOOD BOULEVARD. >> WHAT'S HAPPENING, JIMMY. >> Jimmy: THE WAY THIS WORKS IS THAT COUSIN SAL WILL WAVE A PEDESTRIAN IN OFF THE STREET. SOMEONE I HAVEN'T SEEN BEFORE. SOMEONE WE'VE INSTRUCTED NOT TO SPEAK SO WE CAN'T HEAR THEIR ACCENT. BASED SOLELY ON APPEARANCE, I'LL TRY TO GUESS WHETHER THIS PERSON IS A FOREIGNER OR NOT. SAL, WHO IS OUR FIRST CONTESTANT, CAN WE SAY HER NAME? NO, WE CANNOT? >> WE'RE NOT GOING TO GIVE YOU THAT CLUE. >> Jimmy: WE KNOW SHE SPEAKS ENGLISH. THAT'S A GOOD START. NOW WE REALLY KNOW IF SHE SPEAKS ENGLISH. I'M JUST GOING TO SAY RIGHT OFF THE BAT, FOREIGNER. >> OH, ALL RIGHT. REVEAL. >> Jimmy: FOREIGNER OR NOT? SHE IS, A, A FOREIGNER. >> THERE YOU GO. >> Jimmy: THERE WAS SOMETHING ABOUT YOU. >> AUSTRALIA. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE FROM AUSTRALIA, WHAT PART? >> MELBOURNE. >> Jimmy: DID YOU FEEL LIKE A FOREIGNER WALKING AROUND THE UNITED STATES? >> I DO. >> Jimmy: YOU DO, YEAH. DO YOU LIKE IT HERE IN THE UNITED STATES? >> I LOVE IT. >> Jimmy: WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE PART? >> VENICE BEACH. >> Jimmy: VENICE BEACH IS REALLY THE POOL FILTER OF THE UNITED STATES. ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU FOR PLAYING. AND WE'VE GOT A GIFT FOR YOU. AN ALL-AMERICAN APPLE PIE. YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE IT. >> COME ON IN. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. AND OUR NEXT CANDIDATE IS, WOW, NOW RIGHT OFF THE BAT, THE HAIR MAKES ME THINK FOREIGNER, BUT I ALSO KNOW THAT MY PRODUCERS TRY TO TRICK ME HERE AND THEY MAY HAVE PULLED A GUY IN WHOSE HAIR LOOKS LIKE A FOREIGNER'S HAIR WHEN IN REALITY HE'S JUST AN AMERICAN WHO WORKS AT A RECORD STORE. DO THEY STILL HAVE RECORD STORES? OKAY, ALL RIGHT. >> I DON'T THINK SO. >> Jimmy: SO LET'S TAKE A LOOK. HE'S GOT A CALVIN KLEIN SHIRT. PAN DOWN SO I CAN SEE WHAT'S GOING ON ALL THE WAY. SOMETIMES THE SHOES WILL TIP YOU OFF. AND, OK, OH, YEAH. NO. WOW, GOD, YOU KNOW, HIPSTERS HAVE SCREWED THIS GAME UP FOR ME. [ LAUGHTER ] >> JIMMY, IS WINTERFELL A DIFFERENT COUNTRY? >> Jimmy: I THINK IT IS, YEAH, YEAH. ALL RIGHT, I'M GOING TO SAY THAT THIS GENTLEMAN IS AN AMERICAN. >> ALL RIGHT. REVEAL. SEE THAT FLAG. >> Jimmy: HE'S AN AMERICAN, THAT'S RIGHT. NOT A FOREIGNER. WHERE ARE YOU FROM? >> L.A. >> Jimmy: WHAT'S YOUR NAME? >> SEBASTIAN. >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW YOU HAVE FOREIGNER HAIR, RIGHT? >> YES, I DO FEEL THAT I HAVE FOREIGNER HAIR. >> Jimmy: HOW DO YOU DO THAT HAIR? WHAT HAPPENS EXACTLY? IT'S ALL DOWN, THEN YOU JUST BRUSH IT RIGHT BACK IN THE CENTER. >> I JUST WATCH A LOT OF "GAME OF THRONES". >> Jimmy: IT IS LITERALLY THE OPPOSITE OF A MOHAWK, ISN'T IT? >> YES, IT IS. >> Jimmy: WE HAVE AN APPLE PIE FOR YOU. SAL, GIVE US ONE MORE. ALL RIGHT. THIS YOUNG LADY, HM, HM. HI, HOW ARE YOU ENJOYING HOLLYWOOD SO FAR? OKAY. SHE'S SMART. WHICH MEANS SHE'S PROBABLY NOT AMERICAN. [ LAUGHTER ] ALL RIGHT. LET'S GET A LOOK AT HER CLOTHING HERE. BOY, VERY NONDESCRIPT. VERY AMERICAN SEEMING. NIKE SHOES. OH, NO. WE'VE GONE TOO GLOBAL. I MEAN, THIS REALLY IS A DIFFICULT GAME TO PLAY NOW. I AM GOING TO SAY THAT YOU ARE NOT A FOREIGNER. AND YOU ARE NOT A FOREIGNER. AND YOU WILL NEVER BE A FOREIGNER. WHERE ARE YOU FROM? >> NEW JERSEY. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE FROM NEW JERSEY? >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WHAT PART OF NEW JERSEY? >> MONTGOMERY. A REALLY IRRELEVANT TOWN RIGHT NEXT TO PRINCETON. >> IT'S FOREIGN, I THINK. >> Jimmy: ARE YOU HERE ON VACATION RIGHT NOW? >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: ENJOY YOUR APPLE PIE. YOU CAN TAKE THAT RIGHT HOME ON THE PLANE. YOU'RE GOOD TO GO. THANKS, SAL. [ APPLAUSE ] I DON'T WANT TO GET TOO CARRIED AWAY, BUT SUFFICE IT TO SAY I'M THE BEST.

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