Future Jimmy Kimmel for Zero Balance Financial

IT'S DEFINITELY US, RIGHT? [ LAUGHTER ] FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE SENIOR CITIZENS AND ALSO FANS OF JIMMY BUFFETT, IN DAYTONA BEACH, FLORIDA, THEY'RE PLANNING A NEW RETIREMENT COMMUNITY SPECIFICALLY INSPIRED BY THE LIFE AND WORK OF JIMMY BUFFETT. IT'S CALLED LATITUDE MARGARITAVILLE, AND THEY'RE PLANNING TO BUILD A WHOLE BUNCH OF THEM. IT'S EASY TO BUILD A JIMMY BUFFETT RETIREMENT COMMUNITY, YOU JUST HOLD A JIMMY BUFFETT CONCERT AND LOCK THE DOORS. IT'S A BRILLIANT IDEA. JIMMY ISN'T THE ONLY ONE PLANNING TO CASH IN. WHEN I'M OLD, I'LL BE ON CABLE TRYING TO SELL YOU CRAP YOU DON'T NEED. WITH THAT SAID, LET'S JOURNEY 30 YEARS INTO THE FUTURE WHERE FUTURE ME IS THE SPOKESMAN FOR THIS FUTURE PRODUCT. >> THE FOLLOWING IS A PAID ADVERTISEMENT FOR ZERO BALANCE FINANCIAL. >> HI, I'M FORMER TALK SHOW HOST AND FIVE-TIME OLYMPIC POMMEL HORSE CHAMPION JIMMY KIMMEL. SAVING FOR YOUR FUTURE IS IMPORTANT. BUT ONCE WE REACH RETIREMENT AGE, MANY OF US REALIZE WE ACTUALLY HAVE MORE MONEY THAN WE NEED TO MAKE IT THROUGH OUR GOLDEN YEARS. ONCE WE'RE GONE, THE REST OF OUR NEST EGGS GO TO OUR KIDS AND GRANDKIDS. BUT WHAT IF YOU DON'T WANT TO GIVE IT TO THEM? BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T DO A [ BLEEP ] THING TO EARN IT. INTRODUCING ZERO BALANCE FINANCIAL. OUR TEAM OF FINANCIAL EXPERTS WILL DETERMINE EXACTLY HOW MUCH MONEY YOU HAVE LEFT, DIVIDE THAT BY THE NUMBER OF DAYS YOU HAVE LEFT, AND GIVE YOU A DAILY SPENDING ALLOTMENT. >> $18,000 A DAY. >> OH, MY. >> AFTER DECADES OF SAVING, IT'S TIME TO SPEND YOUR REMAINING YEARS LIVING LIKE M.C. HAMMER DID IN 1990. >> MY DAUGHTER WANTS ME TO USE MY 401(k) TO OPEN A VEGAN BAKERY, BUT NOW I HAVE A JET SKI AND A MONEY CANNON. >> AND IF YOU'RE STILL HAVING TROUBLE SPENDING EVERYTHING, ZERO BALANCE FINANCIAL WILL GLADLY HELP YOU SHRED YOUR MONEY OR JUST SET IT ON FIRE. AS LONG AS YOUR KIDS AND GRANDKIDS ARE FURIOUS, WE'VE DONE OUR JOB. >> IF YOU'RE A SENIOR CITIZEN WHO WANTS TO KEEP YOUR LOSER KIDS AWAY FROM YOUR MONEY, CALL ZERO BALANCE FINANCIAL, AT 1-800-720-0622. >> WHY LET YOUR FAMILY WASTE YOUR MONEY ON STUPID STUFF, WHEN YOU CAN DO IT YOURSELF?

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