Gillian Jacobs Self Diagnoses Her Ailments

♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: I'M DOING WELL. I HEARD YOU JUST HAD A FOOT SURGERY. BUT YOU SEEM TO BE -- YOUR SPEED IS GOOD. YOU'RE WEARING HEELS. >> I WAS PRACTICING MASKING MY SLIGHT LIMP FOR YOU TONIGHT. >> Jimmy: DO YOU MASK A LIMP, OR DO YOU EXACERBATE THE LIMP? BECAUSE SOMETIMES IT'S FUN TO GO WITH IT. >> IF I HAD MORE PANACHE AS A PERSON, I FEEL LIKE I COULD EXAGGERATE IT, BUT I'M KIND OF A DORKO I HAVE TO MASK. >> Jimmy: YOU WERE ON CRUTCHES FOR A WHILE? >> I WAS ON CRUTCHES. >> Jimmy: WHAT HAPPENED, EXACTLY? >> I DISCOVERED A LUMP UNDERNEATH MY TOE. AND BECAUSE I WATCH A LOT OF DR. PIMPLE POPPER ONLINE -- >> Jimmy: YES, I WATCH THAT. >> HE'S REALLY GREAT. KNEW IT WAS A SICYST BECAUSE IT WAS MOBILE UNDER THE SKIN. >> Jimmy: IS THAT THE DETERMINATION? >> THAT MEANS IT'S A CYST. SO I WENT TO THE PODIATRIST AND I SAID, I THINK I HAVE A CYST BECAUSE IT'S MOBILE UNDER THE SKIN. AND THEY LOOKED AT ME. AND I'M LIKE, IS THAT RIGHT? ACTUALLY IT IS. HE SAID YOU HAVE TO HAVE SURGERY. AND THEN HE SAID, YOU ALSO HAVE A BUNION AND IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO GET CUSTOM ORTHOTICS. >> Jimmy: OH, NO. >> IT'S BEEN COMING MY WHOLE LIFE. MY MOTHER AND MY GRANDMOTHER, IF YOU SAW THEIR FEET, YOU KNEW IT'S COMING. MY POOR MOTHER, I SAY SUCH TERRIBLE THINGS ABOUT HER ON TALK SHOWS, BUT SHE DOESN'T HAVE GREAT FEET. >> Jimmy: WHAT'S TRUE IS TRUE. >> I'M SO SORRY, MOM, I'VE DONE IT ONCE AGAIN. >> Jimmy: DO PEOPLE ASK HER TO SEE THE FEET? >> NOW THEY WILL. THE LAST TIME I WAS HERE, YOU SHOWED A VIDEO OF ME HARASSING MY MOTHER AND ASKING HER WHY SHE NAMED ME GILLIAN AND NOT JILLIAN. AND PEOPLE SAY, I SAW YOU ON JIMMY KIMMEL, BUT I ONLY SHOWED ONE OF HER EYES IN MY VIDEO, LIKE SHE WAS MY HOSTAGE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU INHERITED THE FEET, IT'S HER FAULT. >> I GET TO MAKE FUN OF HER ON NATIONAL TELEVISION. >> Jimmy: SO THEY'RE OKAY NOW? >> THEY'RE FINE. >> Jimmy: WHAT KIND OF ORTHOTIC SHOES ARE YOU GOING TO GET? BECAUSE THEY HAVE SOME REALLY NICE ONES. >> REALLY? >> Jimmy: HAVE YOU SEEN THE ONES THAT ARE MAUVE WITH A BIG VELCRO FLOP THAT GOES OVER THEM. YOU COULD START A THING. >> HE GAVE ME A LIST OF TWO SHOES THAT I SHOULD BUY. >> Jimmy: THAT'S NOT A LIST BY THE WAY. THAT'S TWO. >> A SHOE AND AN OPTION. I GOOGLED THEM, I SHOWED THEM TO MY BOYFRIEND, AND HE'S LIKE, I CAN'T, I CAN'T. IT'S OUT. >> Jimmy: WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? >> I THINK I MIGHT GET THE CLOGS THAT CHEFS WEAR. HAVE YOU SEEN THOSE? >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. >> YOU WEAR THEM? >> WHEN I'M COOKING. BUT NOBODY LIKES THEM. IT'S NOT LIKE, HEY, THAT LOOKS COOL. WHAT'S GOING ON, OH, I USE THEM WHEN I COOK. >> CHEF KELLER LOOKS GOOD IN THEM. >> Jimmy: HE HAS CROCS. >> IT'S NOT THAT DIRE.

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