Guillermo at the Oscars

HERE. DID YOU HAVE FUN LAST NIGHT? >> Guillermo: YEAH, A LOT OF FUN. >> Jimmy: HOW LATE DID YOU STAY OUT? >> Guillermo: MIDNIGHT. >> Jimmy: NOT BAD. EVERY YEAR THE STARS WALK THE RED CARPET, GUILLERMO IS THERE. I'VE LEARNED THEY NOW EXPECT TEQUILA FROM YOU. >> Guillermo: EVERYBODY LOVES TEQUILA. >> Jimmy: TALKING TO SCARLETT JOHANSSON, SHE SAID GUILLERMO WAS THERE HE HAD TEQUILA, IT WAS SO GREAT. YOU'RE LIKE ONE OF THOSE ST. BERNARDS WITH THE BARREL OF RUM AROUND ITS NECK. ANYWAY, THE STARS WERE OUT IN HOLLYWOOD LAST NIGHT. OUR VERY OWN GUILLERMO WAS THERE TO GET THEM DRUNK AND FILED THIS EXCLUSIVE REPORT FROM THE OSCARS RED CARPET. ♪ ♪ >> Guillermo: IT'S ME, GUILLERMO, TALKING TO FAMOUS PEOPLE ON THE RED CARPET, LIKE THIS GUY. >> YOUR BOSS IS INSIDE, YOU'RE OUT HERE. >> WHAT'S YOUR NAME? I'M THE GUY COMES ON YOUR SHOW, LAST TIME I SAW YOU WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY. >> WHAT DO YOU WANT TO SAY TO THE HATERS? >> WISH YOU WERE HERE, DON'T YOU? >> ARE YOU NOMINATED? >> THE MOVIE I'M IN, "HACKSAW RIDGE," THE DIRECTOR ANDREW GARFIELD AS WELL. >> ARE YOU GOING TO TRY HARD NEXT YEAR? >> TRY HARD TO BE NOMINATED, GIVE IT A LITTLE MORE EFFORT. I GAVE IT A LOT, JUST SHY. A COUPLE OF DAYS I SLEPT IN. NEXT YEAR. >> NEXT YEAR FOR SURE. >> FOR SURE. >> HOW ARE YOU? >> DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? >> YES, BOB IGER. >> NOT BAD, YOU CAN WORK FOR ANOTHER YEAR. >> OH, THAT'S GOOD. CAN YOU DO ME A FAVOR? >> SURE. OR MAYBE. >> IF YOU SEE JIMMY KIMMEL, HE NEEDS TO SIGN MY CARD SO I CAN GET PAID. >> I CAN SIGN IT. >> OH, YEAH, SIGN IT. I GET PAID OVERTIME ON SUNDAY. THAT'S RIGHT, OVERTIME, BABY. DO YOU WANT A FORTUNE COOKIE? >> SURE. >> OKAY. >> PEOPLE ARE NATURALLY ATTRACTED TO YOU. >> WOW. THAT'S RIGHT. I THINK IT'S TRUE. >> THEY'RE SO RIGHT. >> I AM VERY ATTRACTED TO YOU. >> OH, VERY GOOD. >> THANK YOU. >> I LOVE YOU! OH MY GOD! SHE'S THE BEST! WOW! >> I'D LOVE A TEQUILA. >> YEAH? RIGHT HERE. HOLA. >> THAT'S A HANDBAG, DARLING. >> YEAH, IT IS. LOOK. THEN YOU GO LIKE THIS. LIKE THAT. AND THEN YOU GO LIKE THIS. THEN YOU GO LIKE THIS. >> I'M SMELLING IT FIRST. HOW DID YOU KNOW WHAT I WANTED? THAT'S NICE. >> IT'S TEQUILA? >> IT'S INSIDE. TRY IT. GOOD? >> I REALLY APPRECIATE THAT. >> THANK YOU VERY MUCH. >> NO THANK YOU. >> ARE YOU TRASHED? >> A LITTLE BIT. >> NO, I'M GOOD. >> I LIKE YOUR STYLE. >> I LIKE YOUR STYLE. >> WE SHOULD PROBABLY KISS. >> WHAT? >> WE SHOULD PROBABLY KISS. >> WE SHOULD KISS, ME AND YOU? [ BLEEP ] IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> THANK YOU. >> THANK YOU VERY MUCH. >> THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE. HOW'S IT GOING WITH MATT DAMON? >> FANTASTIC. >> NO, IT'S TERRIBLE. >> HE'S A GREAT MAN. YOU KNOW WHAT, THIS IS GOING TO COME AROUND AND BITE YOU IN THE ASS ONE DAY. >> NO, HE'S TERRIBLE. >> WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY? I LOVE MATT DAMON. >> CASEY, COME HERE, CASEY, COME HERE! CASEY, LOOK, CASEY! YOU'RE DIRECTED TO COME OVER HERE, YOU'RE THE DIRECTOR, COME OVER HERE. >> COME OVER HERE. SEE, HE DOESN'T LISTEN TO ME. >> DO YOU HAVE THE RIGHT REASON? >> TO SEE JIMMY? I'M HERE TO SUPPORT JIMMY. I HEARD HE'S NERVOUS. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. >> GOOD LUCK. I LOVE YOU. >> I LOVE YOU. >> MATT DAMON SUCKS. WHICH ONE IS THE BEST PICTURE OF THE YEAR? >> "MOONLIGHT." >> NO, THIS IS THE BEST PICTURE OF THE YEAR. [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] >> TWO MINUTES TO GO. I'M HOPING FOR A BIG, BIG, FAMOUS CELEB RIGHT. I GOT TO TALK TO DIRECTORS -- >> IT DOESN'T SURPRISE ME. HE MAKES ME STAND OUT HERE -- >> I'M SORRY, WE'VE RUN OUT OF TIME. BACK TO YOU, JIMMY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

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