Jessica Albas Awkward RunIn with Her Biggest Fan

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Jimmy Kimmel Live

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>> Jimmy: GOOD TO SEE YOU, YOU LOOK FANTASTIC. HOW IS YOUR LIFE? EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT? >> MY LIFE IS PRETTY GREAT. >> Jimmy: DID YOU GET TO MEET THE CHICKEN BACKSTAGE? JOKU? >> I'M NOT LIKE A CHICKEN PER. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE NOT? >> I'M NOT REALLY A BIRD PERSON. >> Jimmy: WHEN YOU SAY THAT, WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT? LIKE YOU WOULDN'T -- YOU'D NEVER OWN A BIRD? >> I WOULD NEVER OWN A BIRD, A. B, I KIND OF FEEL LIKE THEY SHOULD JUST BE OUT IN THE WORLD. AND NOT LIKE IN A CAGE. >> Jimmy: WELL, THAT CHICKEN NOT IN A CABLE, THAT CHICKEN IS ON THE ROAD PLAYING GIGS. [ LAUGHTER ] SO, YOU KNOW. >> THAT'S TRUE. >> Jimmy: WE SHOULD ALL BE SO LUCKY. AND HALF THE AUDIENCE WHO DON'T GET TO SLEEP ON A BED, THEY SLEEP ON THE FLOOR. [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] I WANT TO ASK YOU, YOU POSTED A CLIP ON INSTAGRAM, I THINK. AND, WELL, BEFORE -- I KNOW YOU KNOW WHAT THE CLIP IS. EXPLAIN WHAT THE LEAD-UP TO THIS HAPPENING. THIS JUST IS SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED. THIS IS NOT A SETUP. >> YEAH, OKAY. SO ON THE WEEKENDS MY FRIENDS AND I HANG OUT. AND WE SOMETIMES DAY DRINK. WE'RE LIKE THE WHITE WINE WITH ICE IN A CUP. VERY SOPHISTICATED. >> IN A CUP? >> YEAH, A REGULAR CUP, WE DON'T WANT OUR KIDS TO KNOW WE'RE DRINKING. YOU KNOW? >> Jimmy: KIDS NEVER NOTICE THAT STUFF. >> MOM, ARE YOU DRINKING? NO, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? SO WE'RE OVER THERE HANGING OUT. IT'S A NEW HOUSE. SO WE WERE LIKE, YOU KNOW, LOOKING AT THE HOOD AND LIKE WHO ARE YOUR NEIGHBORS AND TRYING TO GOSSIP ABOUT WHO'S IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD. BECAUSE SHE HAS LIKE SOME LIKE FAMOUS PEOPLE. >> Jimmy: I SEE, OKAY. >> AND THEN I WAS THINKING ABOUT GETTING THIS CAR. SO I WAS LIKE, DO YOU WANT TO SEE IT AND TELL ME LIKE HOW LIKE -- I DON'T LIKE A MOM CAR, IT'S KIND OF A MOM CAR. THEY'RE BIG ME THE READ ON HOW MOM CAR IT IS. SO WE GO OUTSIDE. AND THE COP DRIVES BY. A COP CAR. AND THEN THEY BACK UP. AND I WAS LIKE, OH, NO. LIKE WE HAVE ALCOHOL, LIKE ARE WE GOING TO GET IN TROUBLE? >> Jimmy: RIGHT, YEAH. COPS DON'T FALL FOR THAT CUP THING. [ LAUGHTER ] >> I WAS LIKE, OH, NO. I WAS LIKE, THIS IS NOT A GOOD LOOK, A BUNCH OF DRUNK MOMS. MIDDLE OF THE DAY. >> Jimmy: SO THE VIDEO, THE POLICE OFFICER GETS OUT OF THE CAR. >> SO HE WAS LIKE, OH, NO, I BACKED UP BECAUSE I WANTED TO SHOW YOU THAT I HAVE YOU ON MY ARM. >> Jimmy: HAD YOU ON HIS ARM. >> SO I WAS LIKE, CAN I SEE IT? THEN HE SAID, YEAH, BUT THEN HE HAD TO STOP AND TAKE ALL THINGS OFF. >> Jimmy: HE'S WEARING A BULLET-PROOF FLACK JACKET. >> HE WAS WEARING ALL THE THINGS AND TOOK IT ALL OFF. >> Jimmy: DID YOU FIND THIS FLATTERING? >> I MEAN, YEAH! >> Jimmy: YEAH. >> I DON'T KNOW, THAT'S PRETTY COOL. >> Jimmy: WHO ARE THE OTHER PEOPLE? WHO ARE YOUR NEIGHBORS HERE ON THE ARM? >> I HAVE NO IDEA. I WAS LIKE, IS THIS EX-GIRLFRIENDS? WHAT'S HAPPENING? LIKE WHAT KIND OF -- WHAT'S THE VIBE? >> Jimmy: YEAH, RIGHT. BECAUSE THIS IS A GUY WITH WEAPONS IN HIS TRUNK. >> YEAH. AND IN OTHER PLACES. >> Jimmy: ARE YOU SURE HE WAS JUST DRIVING BY? IS IT POSSIBLE THAT -- >> HE WAS LIKE TOTALLY BUGGED OUT. HE WAS LIKE, OH MY GOD. LIKE IS IT YOU? HE GOT IT, YOU KNOW, WHEN HE WAS IN COLLEGE. >> Jimmy: WAS HE AT ALL EMBARRASSED THAT HE HAD YOU ON HIS ARM? >> HE COULDN'T TALK. HE WAS A LITTLE BIT NERVOUS. >> Jimmy: I WOULD THINK SO, YEAH. >> HE WASN'T DRAWING THAT MUCH. HE WAS LIKE SWEATING. >> YOU'RE IN THE SHOWER WITH HIM, HE'S WASHING YOU.

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