Jessica St Clair Lennon Parham on Picking Boobs Playing House

>> Jimmy: WELCOME. >> THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: YOUR SHOW IS VERY FUNNY. >> AW, THANKS. >> MY WIFE WANTED ME TO TELL YOU SHE'S WATCHED EVERY SINGLE EPISODE OF IT. >> WE LOVE YOUR WIFE, WE LOVE HER. >> WE SAT NEXT TO HER AT A DINNER. >> YES, WE DID. BEST FRIENDS. >> WE'RE COMING FOR HER. >> Jimmy: I WAS A LITTLE MAD AT HER, USUALLY WE WATCH SHOWS TOGETHER AND IT'S ALMOST LIKE CHEATING TO GO OFF ASK ON YOUR OWN AND WATCH A WHOLE OTHER SERIES. >> THAT'S TRUE, THAT'S TRUE. >> THIS IS -- THE SHOW IS ABOUT BEST FRIENDS AND THE WAY WE HAVE LIKE A SECRET RELATIONSHIP. SO MEN DON'T REALLY KNOW HOW WE ARE BEHIND CLOSED DOORS. >> Jimmy: IS THAT TRUE? >> YES. >> DEFINITELY. >> THE COMEDIAN NICK CROWE SAID ONCE IT WAS LIKE BEING JANE GOODALL AND WATCHING THE APES INTERACT. >> Jimmy: ARE YOU THE APES? >> I TOOK IT AS A COMPLIMENT. >> WE ARE. >> IN THIS SCENARIO WE'RE THE APES. THAT'S THE ONLY SCENARIO. THE REST OF IT YOU ARE. >> Jimmy: THE APE WATCHING A BUNCH OF JANE GOODALLS IN THIS CASE. >> THAT'S TRUE. MAKING NOTES. >> Jimmy: SO YOU PLAY NOT YOURSELVES BUT GOOFIER VERSIONS OF YOURSELVES. >> YEAH. >> PRETTY CLOSE. >> OUR THOUGHTS ARE -- >>. >> Jimmy: HEIGHTENED. >> I LIKE TO THINK THAT. >> MAYBE LENNON'S ARE, MINE ARE PRETTY MUCH THE SAME. >> Jimmy: WHEN YOU'RE A COMEDY TEAM WHO MAKES THE FINAL CALL ON LIKE IF THERE'S A DISAGREEMENT? DO YOU EVER DISAGREE? DO YOU HAVE THAT SITUATION? >> WE DISAGREE ABOUT LIKE HOW TO GET THERE. BUT WE ALWAYS END UP IN THE SAME PLACE. THEN WHEN WE GET THERE WE'RE LIKE, YEAH THAT'S IT. >> Jimmy: OKAY, NOW WE'RE -- WE ARE SO CLOSE, WE LIVE UP EACH OTHER'S IDEAS. >> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. >> YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? >> COME ON, DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? >> DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? >> HERE WE GO AGAIN. >> I NEVER SAW IT BUT I ASSUME IT'S ABOUT A PERSON WHO TAKES THEIR FACE AND SEES THE WORLD THROUGH THEIR EYES. >> THAT'S NOT IT. >> THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS IN THAT MOVIE. >> Jimmy: NO, NOT REALLY, NO. >> DON'T TELL ME IT'S NOT SCARY. >> Jimmy: I THINK YOUR VERSION IS BETTER, THOUGH. >> THAT'S WHAT IT'S LIKE. >> NOT TO GET TOO PARK. BUT I GOT THE BIG "C." IN A JAM. >> NOSE JAM. >> Jimmy: THIS IS REAL LIFE? >> REAL LIFE. >> REAL DEAL. >> THIS ONE PICKED OUT MY BOOBS THAT I CURRENTLY HAVE IN MY BODY. >> Jimmy: YOU HAD A DOUBLE MASTECTOMY? >> YES. WHAT HAPPENS IS LIKE VERY QUICKLY, THE PLASTIC SURGEON BROUGHT OUT A SUITCASE OF BOOBS. THAT WAS LIKE VELVET LINED. SHE WAS LIKE, JUST PUT YOUR HANDS ON THESE AND TELL ME WHICH ONE FEELS MOST LIKE YOURS. AND I'M LIKE, WHAT? SO IT WAS MYSELF AND MY HUSBAND AND LENNON. >> IN THE CORNER. >> LENNON'S IN THE CORNER. >> A BYSTANDER. >> I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T FEEL THEM VERY OFTEN. THEN MY HUSBAND CAME OVER AND POKED THE SIDE OF ONE. AND I WAS LIKE, GET OUT OF HERE! YOU'RE FIRED, YOU'RE WORTHLESS! STAND IN THE CORNER AND BE ASHAMED! >> THAT'S A LITTLE BIT OF AN EXAGGERATION. [ LAUGHTER ] STAND IN THE CORNER AND BE ASHAMED? THEN SHE LOCKED EYES WITH ME. SHE'S LIKE, GET OVER HERE. I'M WHAT, WHAT? NO, I'M NOT PICKING OUT YOUR BOOBS. >> Jimmy: WHY WERE YOU THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE? >> THAT WAS THE WAY I COULD CONTRIBUTE. THAT STUFF HAPPENS, YOU'VE GOT TO JUST BE THERE, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING. WHO NEEDS A BASKET OF BISCUITS? OR WHATEVER. I DON'T KNOW. >> LIKE LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD. SHE WAS THERE WHEN I WAS FIRST DIAGNOSED. WHY ARE WE TELLING THIS LIKE A FUN LARK? IT WAS THE WORST DAY OF OUR LIVES. MY HUSBAND WAS OUT OF TOWN. WE DIDN'T REALIZE EVERYONE THOUGHT WE WERE LESBIAN PARTNERS. WE WERE GETTING QUITE THE TREATMENT. >> Jimmy: IN WHAT WAY? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? >> KIND OF LIKE, WHO ARE THESE ADORABLE SISTERS DOING IT FOR THEMSELVES, KNOW WHAT I MEAN? >> Jimmy: OH, OKAY. >> THEN MY HUSBAND SHOWS UP THE NEXT DAY AND THEY'RE LIKE, WHO'S THIS [ BLEEP ]? ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. >> KEEP IT CLASSY. WE TALKED ABOUT THIS BEFORE WE CAME OUT HERE. >> Jimmy: YEAH IT'S MORE FUN WHEN YOU'RE LESBIANS AT THE PLACE, YES. >> IT WAS MORE FUN. BUT ANYWAY. SO THEY BRING OUT THE BOOBS AND I SAID, LENNON, YOU'VE GOT TO GET YOUR HANDS ON THESE, TELL ME WHICH ONE. SHE FELT EACH ONE, MUCH LIKE -- >> I FELT YOUR BOOBS FIRST. >> FELT MINE, GOT THE HEFT OF IT, THEN FELT EACH ONE THEN SHE GOES -- >> IT'S NUMBER 2. >> DROP THE MIKE, AND I PUT THOSE IN MY BODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: WOW. YOU DIDN'T TRY THEM YOURSELF? >> NO. >> SHE WAS HAVING A PANIC ATTACK. IT'S A BIG DECISION. LIKE WHEN YOU NAME YOUR CHILD. YOU'RE LIKE, SHOULD IT BE TALLULAH? PROBABLY NOT. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? BUT YOU JUST DON'T KNOW IN THE MOMENT. BECAUSE IT'S SUCH A PANIC. >> IT IS. BUT SHE DID A GREAT JOB. >> Jimmy: YEAH, WELL -- >> THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: I CAN SEE, YEAH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> THEY'RE GREAT. THEY'RE GREAT. >> Jimmy: AND YOU'RE DOING WELL, I HOPE? >> OH MY GOD, SO WELL. NO MORE CANCER IN THIS BODY. >> Jimmy: AND NONE IN YOUR TELEVISION CHARACTER EITHER. WELL, NO. AND SO WE TOLD THE STORY. AND THAT SCENE WHERE SHE SELECTS MY BOOBS, MY ONCOLOGIST IS PLAYED BY LAURIE METCALF. >> WHO JUST WON A TONY, STRAIGHT-UP TONY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: YOU'VE GOT A LOT OF GREAT COSTARS AND VARIOUS WALK-IN GUESTS INCLUDING KENNY LOGGINS I SAW. >> OH MY GOD. >> WE HEARD YOU ARE QUITE A FAN. >> Jimmy: I DO LIKE KENNY LOGGINS. I ENJOY THE MUSIC OF THE THE '80s. >> WOW. >> Jimmy: DID YOU ASK HIM WHAT "CELEBRATE ME HOME" MEANS? BECAUSE I'VE SPENT MANY YEARS TRYING TO FIGURE IT OUT. >> I THINK IT MEANS, IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME, HE'S ON THE ROAD, HE'S TRAVELING, EASE A MUSICIAN -- >> DOES HE WANT TO BE WELCOMED HOME? >> YES, YES. >> Jimmy: ISN'T IT MUCH TO BE CELEBRATED AT HOME? >> HE'S KENNY LOGGINS, YOU SHOULD BE CELEBRATING HIM BECAUSE HE'S STILL GOT IT, 100%. >> WELCOME TO THIS DANGER ZONE. >> YEAH, WELCOME TO THIS DANGER ZONE. >> Jimmy: WELL, IT'S GREAT TO MEET YOU. THE SHOW,

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