Jimmy Kimmel Hired Accounting Firm for March Madness Office Pool

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NCAA BASKETBALL TOURNAMENT IS KIND OF UNDER WAY. TONIGHT WHAT THEY CALL THE FIRST FOUR, PLAYING GAMES FOR THE TEAMS THAT HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO CHANCE OF WINNING ANYTHING, THERE'S A WASTE OF TIME. AFTER TOMORROW 64 TEAMS WILL COMPETE. THE NEXT FEW WEEKS THEY'LL BE WHITTLED DOWN UNTIL ONLY TWO TEAMS REMAIN. THEN THOSE TWO TEAMS WILL GET MARRIED BY CHRIS HARRISON? IS THAT HOW IT WORKS? I DON'T KNOW, IT'S BEEN A LONG -- ANYWAY, OVER THE NEXT COUPLE OF WEEKS EVERY OFFICE IN AMERICA TURNS INTO A LOW-STAKE KAZ SEEN KNOW. SOME PEOPLE SUBMIT MULTIPLE BRACKETS. I DON'T WANT TO SAY THIS TO PEOPLE WHO DID THAT HERE AT OUR JOB. PEOPLE WHO SUBMIT MULTIPLE BRACKETS AT WORK ARE THE SAME MONSTERS WHO TEAR A MUFFIN APART WITH THEIR HANDS AND PUT THE OTHER HALFBACK ON THE TRAY. THEY DO -- EVERY YEAR THEY DO STUDIES ABOUT ALL THE MONEY COMPANIES LOSE BECAUSE THEIR EMPLOYEES ARE WATCHING THE BASKETBALL TOURNAMENT INSTEAD OF WORKING. THAT MAY HAVE BEEN TRUE IN 1995 BUT IF YOUR EMPLOYEES ARE WASTING TIME WATCHING BASKETBALL, THEY'D BE WASTING TIME ON INSTAGRAM AND FACEBOOK, THAT'S JUST HOW IT IS. WASTING TIME IS OUR FULL-TIME JOB NOW, OKAY? WE HAVE AN OFFICE POOL HERE. WE HAVE A BIG STAFF. AND IT CAN GET CONFUSING. WE HAD SOME CONTROVERSY WITH OUR SUPER BOWL SQUARES THIS YEAR. SO TO MAKE SURE WE GOT THIS ONE RIGHT, WE ACTUALLY HIRED AN ACCOUNTING FIRM TO KEEP TRACK OF ALL THE BRACKETS THIS THE YEAR. OH, HEY, HOW YOU DOING? WHAT IS YOUR NAME? >> I'M DOUG FROM WATERHOUSE PRICE COOPERS COOPERS. >> Jimmy: WAIT, YOU GUYS ARE THE ACCOUNTANTS THAT DID THE OSCARS? >> NO, THAT WAS PRICE WATERHOUSE COOPERS. WE CHANGED OUR NAME. >> Jimmy: YOU CHANGED YOUR NAME. BUT YOU'RE THE SAME COMPANY? >> WELL, LET'S JUST SAY WE GOT EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL NOW. >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS. >> SO WHAT WE GOT HERE IS ALL THE NAMES OF YOUR POTENTIAL WINNERS OF YOUR OFFICE POOL THINGY. ALL MARKED INDIVIDUALLY IN ENVELOPES. >> Jimmy: YEAH, I DON'T -- >> I NEED TO REHEARSE. >> Jimmy: YEAH, I DON'T THINK WE REALLY -- >> PLEASE, JIMMY, WE NEED THIS. >> Jimmy: OKAY, ALL RIGHT, FINE. WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? >> ANNOUNCE THE NAME OF THE WINNER, PLEASE. >> Jimmy: OKAY. I'LL NEED THE ENVELOPE, THEN. >> ALL RIGHT. >> Jimmy: OKAY, THE WINNER OF OUR MARCH MADNESS OFFICE POOL IS -- "MOONLIGHT." [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: ARE YOU SURE THIS IS -- DID "MOONLIGHT" ENTER OUR OFFICE POOL? >> OH, GOD. >> Jimmy: DO WE HAVE A STAFFER NAMED MOONLIGHT? >> GOD, THEY'RE GOING TO KILL ME. >> Jimmy: OH, NO. >> JIMMY, THEY'RE GOING TO KILL YOU. >> Jimmy: THEY'RE THOUGHT GOING TO KILL YOU. IT'S JUST A SKETCH. >> GUILLERMO, CAN YOU GET ME OUT OF THE COUNTRY? >> Guillermo: SORRY, YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE IN THIS COUNTRY, YOU WON'T GET BACK IN.

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