Jimmy Kimmel Seth Rogen List Top 4 People to Smoke Weed With

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>> I CAN'T BE DEAD. THERE'S SO MANY THINGS I WOULD DO DIFFERENTLY, I WOULD NOT HAVE SMOKED WEED IN FRONT OF STEVEN SPIELBERG THAT TIME I NEVER LOOK AT ME AS A SERIOUS ACTOR AGAIN THAT'S TRUE. I WOULD HAVE TAKEN LEAD ROLL IN "TED" THE HUMANITY AN FRIEND OF THE BEAR. >> YOU MEAN JOHN. >> I DON'T THINK THAT'S IT. >> I'M SATAN THE ETERNAL PRINCE ALL THAT'S DARK YOU DON'T THINK I KNOW THE FAVORITE MOVIE ALL TIME DIRECTED BY MY FAVORITE FILMMAKER, OKAY, IT'S [ BLEEP ] JOHN >> Jimmy: PLEASE WELCOME SETH ROGEN! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪ >> HELLO. >> Jimmy: VERY GOOD TO SEE YOU. >> YOU TOO, MAN. >> Jimmy: COUPLE OF QUESTIONS, FIRST OF ALL IS THAT STORY ABOUT STEVEN SPIELBURG TRUE? >> YEAH 100% TRUE. >> Jimmy: WHAT HAPPEN SND. >> I WAS AT A PARTY LIKE AN OSCAR PARTY MAYBE I JUST LIT A JOINT WHICH YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T DO AT THOSE THINGS BUT I DID AND AT THAT MOMENT HE CAME UP AND STARTED TO TALK TO ME WHICH WAS INSANE BUT I JUST LIT THE JOINT SO I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO, AND I KNOW HE DOESN'T SMOKE WEED AND IS NOT A BIG FAN OF IT AND I FOUND MYSELF LIKE DO I STOP, DO I HOLD IT, THAT'S WEIRD, I GUESS I HAVE TO KEEP SMOKING IT. I KEPT SMOKING IT STEVEN SPIELBERG'S FACE WHERE HE IS LIKE I'M NEVER WORKING WITH THIS [ BLEEP ] AGAIN AND THAT'S WHY I'M NOT THE LEAD ON THAT SHOW I WAS GOING TO BE THAT [ BLEEP ] KID. >> Jimmy: THAT'S A SHAME. VERY CLOSE MINDED OF HIM. >> IT WAS. I THINK HE'S PREJUDICE OF HIM. >> Jimmy: THAT WAS A CLIP HILLARITY FOR CHARITY. YOU PUT IT THIS ON TO BENEFIT ALZHEIMER'S DILZ EASE. >> YEAH MY MOTHER-IN-LAW AS ALZHEIMER'S AND WE STARTED TO DO THE BENEFIT SHOW SIX YEARS AGO AND IT'S RAISED MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF DOLLARS OVER THAT TIME. >> Jimmy: THAT'S GREAT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> AND IT'S GREAT WE JUST SOLD IT TO NETFLIX THIS YEAR LAND AIR STARTING APRIL 6TH. SARAH SILVERMAN IS PART OF IT. >> Jimmy: I THINK THAT'S TOMORROW BY THE WAY. >> YEAH I'M BAD WITH DATES. >> Jimmy: I WONDER WHY THAT IT IS. >> EXACTLY DO I LOOK LIKE A GUY GOOD WITH DATES. THERE'S MANY, MANY NAMES IT, INCLUDING POST MALONE, JEFF GOLD BLOOM. JUST IN -- >> Jimmy: THE WHOLE THING IS VERY FUNNY. VERY WELL DONE. DID A NICE JOB WITH IT. >> THANK YOU I WORKED VERY HARD ON IT. IT WAS NICE. CAME TOGETHER WELL. >> Jimmy: MAYBE WON'T GO TO HELL. >> THAT'S THE WHOLE REASON I'M DOING IT SO I CAN GET AWAY WITH AS MUCH DISPICABLE DEBEHAVIOR AS POSSIBLE. >> Jimmy: PART OF THIS IS YOU HAVE COLLEGES COMPETE TO SEE WHO CAN RAISE MOST MONEY FOR CHARITY AND WILL YOU GO TO THE COLLEGE WHO RAISES THE MOST, YOU WILL VISIT THEM IN PERSON. >> 100% AND WE'VE DONE IT THREE YEARS AND EVERY YEAR THE UNIVERSITY OF VERMONT WINS THEY ARE TENACIOUS SO I GO AND SHOW A SCREENING OF ONE OF OUR MOVIES THAT HAVEN'T COME OUT AND LAST TIME I WENT THEY WANTED TO INDUCT ME INTO THEIR FRATERNITY, AND I WAS LIKE YEAH, MY FIRST QUESTION WAS DO THEY PUT ANYTHING IN YOUR ASS IF SO WHAT AND FOR HOW LONG. AND WHEN THEY ASKED ME TO DO IT I'M LIKE DO I ASK THEM IF THEY'RE GOING TO PUT ANYTHING IN MY ASS OR DO I JUST, I REALLY HAD TO ASSESS WHETHER I WAS READY FOR THAT. >> Jimmy: WERE YOU? >> I WAS I GUESS, RIGHT. >> Jimmy: WHEN IN ROME. >> YEAH, WHEN IN GREECE, I GUESS. YEAH, SO I DID A SECRET CEREMONY, IT DOES NOT INVOLVE ANY PENETRATIVE ACTIVITIES, I GUESS YOU WOULD SAY, AGAIN, NOT THAT I WOULDN'T HAVE DONE IT HAD IT CALLED FOR THAT, THAT'S HOW MUCH I BELIEVE IN THIS CHARITY. >> Jimmy: IS THERE A HAND SHAKE YOU LEARNED. >> I CAN'T DO IT BECAUSE OF THE SECRECY OF THE FRATERNITY. >> Jimmy: DID THEY HAVE A PARTY, DID YOU HANG OUT WITH THESE KIDS. >> AFTERWARDS THEY WERE LIKE WILL YOU GO TO A BAR WITH US, I WAS LIKE THAT WILL BE A NIGHTMARE FOR ME BUT I WILL GO BACK TO YOUR APARTMENT AND SMOKE WEED WITH ALL OF YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S NICE. >> SO I WENT BACK TO ONE OF THEIR SMALL, TERRIBLE APARTMENTS, I WAS LIKE WHERE'S THE WEED THEY'RE LIKE WE DON'T HAVE ANY. I'M LIKE GUYS IF THERE'S EVER A TIME TO NOT HAVE NO WEED IT'S NOW ONE OF THEM RAN OUT AND WENT GOD KNOW WHERE'S AND CAME BACK WITHIN FIVE MINUTES OUT OF BREATH WITH A GIANT BAG OF WEED. >> REALLY? >> YEAH. AND I ROLLED A GIANT CROSS JOINT BECAUSE THAT'S MY GIMMICK IF I WAS TO HAVE ONE AND WE SMOKED IT AND THEY ALL GOT REALLY STONED AND ASKED ME STUPID QUESTIONS FOR LIKE THREE HOURS. IT WAS FANTASTIC. >> Jimmy: WOW. I WAS THINK BEING THIS TODAY. I FEEL THERE'S A MT. RUSHMORE OF PEOPLE TO SMOKE WITH. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND ON THAT CORRECT ME IF I DISAGREE, I THINK OBVIOUSLY WILLIE NELSON. >> OF COURSE. >> Jimmy: SNOOP DOGG. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: PROBABLY WOODY HARRELLSON. >> YEAH HE DID A LOT FOR WEED. HE'D BE A EASY HEAD TO CARVE OUT OF ROCK AS WELL. >> Jimmy: I FEEL YOU'VE BUMPED C HE E CH AND CHONG. >> THAT'S NICE THANK YOU. YEAH, I'VE BEEN SMOKING WEED A LONG TIME. >> Jimmy: DO PEOPLE GIVE IT TO YOU OR ASK YOU FOR IT. >> YEAH I SMOKE OUT IN PUBLIC ALL THE TIME AND PEOPLE WILL SEE ME AND ASK IF THEY CAN HAVE SOME OF MY WEED. >> Jimmy: THEY DO? >> WHICH IS CRAZY TO ME. >> Jimmy: WHY IS THAT CRAZY. >> BECAUSE IT'S LIKE IF SOMEONE'S DRINKING A DRINK LIKE YO CAN I GET A SIP OF YOUR DRINK. I'D BE A WALKING COLD SORE IF I SHARED JOINTS WITH EVERYONE WHO ASKED TO SHARE JOINTS WITH ME. >> Jimmy: SO WHAT DO YOU TELL THEM? >> I SAY NO. IF YOU SEE ME IN PUBLIC AND I'M

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