Jimmy Kimmel Settles the Pineapple Pizza Debate

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COMING. FIRST, THERE IS A PIZZA WAR RAGING RIGHT NOW. THE WORLD IS DIVIDED. NOT JUST OVER POLITICS. THIS WAR IS OVER WHETHER OR NOT PINEAPPLE SHOULD BE EATEN ON PIZZA. SOCIAL MEDIA FOR SOME REASON HAS BEEN ABLAZE WITH PEOPLE WEIGHING IN ON THIS SUBJECT. WHICH SEEMS TO HAVE STARTED WITH THIS, SOMEONE ON TWITTER NAMED NUEVO GUAC WROTE, RETWEET TO RUIN A PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA HATER'S TIMELINE. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT MEANS. I READ IT 14 TIMES TODAY. IT HAS BEEN RETWEETED MORE THAN 120,000 TIMES. PEOPLE STARTED COMMENTING ON THIS. THIS WENT ALL THE WAY UP TO THE PRIME MINISTER OF CANADA, FOR REAL. APPARENTLY A CANADIAN INVENTED THE PINEAPPLE PIZZA. HOW EMBARRASSED SHOULD HAWAII BE BY THAT? THEY DON'T EVEN GROW PINEAPPLES IN CANADA. THE HAWAIIAN PIZZA WAS WORN IN ONTARIO IN THE MID '60s WHICH I GUESS IS WHY PRIME MINISTER JUSTIN TRUDEAU EMBARRASSED HIMSELF BY WRITING THIS. I HAVE A PINEAPPLE, I HAVE A PIZZA, AND I STAND BEHIND THIS DELICIOUS SOUTHWESTERN ONTARIO CREATION, #TEAMPINEAPPLE. OKAY. JUST NOBODY UP THERE IS ALLOWED TO MAKE FUN OF DONALD TRUMP ANYMORE. PINEAPPLES DO NOT BELONG ON PIZZA. I DON'T CARE WHERE YOU'RE FROM. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ANY PIZZA WITH PINEAPPLE WASN'T A GOOD PIZZA. THIS GUY BOOING, I WANT HIM NOT ONLY THROWN OUT, I WANT HIM BEATEN UP IN THE PARKING LOT! >> Guillermo: ALL RIGHT, SURE. >> Jimmy: NOT YET, GIVE IT A MINUTE. IT'S NOT EVEN A PIZZA, IT'S A PIZZA-COLATA. ANYONE ELSE IN THIS AUDIENCE LIKES -- YOU DO? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO SET THE PLACE ON FIRE AND START OVER AGAIN. [ LAUGHTER ] HERE'S ANOTHER WEIRD PIZZA THING GOING ON ONLINE. FORTUNATELY PEOPLE ARE MUCH LESS DIVIDED ON THIS ONE. A FEW DAYS AGO A 20-YEAR-OLD WOMAN FROM DALLAS POSTED THIS. OKAY. NONE OF YOU BETTER DEFEND THIS. [ LAUGHTER ] SHE'S DUNKING PIZZA IN MILK. WHICH SPARKED MOSTLY OUTRAGE. BUT SOME PEOPLE ACTUALLY VOICED THEIR APPROVAL OF THIS REPUGNANT ABOMINATION. AFTER THAT PINEAPPLE PIZZA, THIS MILK WITH PIZZA IS THE WAVE. LISTEN, I GET THAT IT'S FUNNY AND IT'S WEIRD, IT'S FUN TO MAKE PEOPLE MAD. BUT MILK WITH PIZZA? PIZZA IN MILK IS NOT THE WAVE. PIZZA DOES NOT GO IN MILK. I DON'T WANT PEOPLE EATING PIZZA WITH MILK ON THE SIDE. ONCE YOU TURN 15, STOP DRINKING MILK ALTOGETHER, IT'S NOT FOR YOU. [ LAUGHTER ] PEOPLE WHO DIP PIZZA INTO MILK, THESE ARE THE PEOPLE WE SHOULD BE DEPORTING. [ LAUGHTER ] LEAVE THE MEXICANS ALONE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

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