Jimmy Kimmels FULL INTERVIEW with Diane Keaton

JUST TO PAY TRIBUTE TO HER THIS WEEK. SHE IS AN OSCAR AND GOLDEN GLOBE WINNER WHO IS HONORED WITH THE AFI LIFE ACHIEVEMENT AWARD. A TRIBUTE TO DIANE KEATON, IT PREMIERES THURSDAY NIGHT ON TNT. PLEASE WELCOME DIANE KEATON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪ WELCOME, DIANE. >> I'M GOING TO SIT DOWN, OKAY? >> Jimmy: YEAH, SIT DOWN. WHAT THE HECK? >> YOU KNOW, I HAVE SOMETHING -- I WANT TO ASK YOU A COUPLE QUESTIONS. >> Jimmy: OH, REALLY? >> YEAH. I JUST WANT TO ASK YOU A FEW QUESTIONS. THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT FOR ME. >> Jimmy: YOU'VE WRITTEN QUESTIONS. >> I DID. I DID. >> Jimmy: OKAY. >> HERE'S WHAT I WANT TO KNOW. >> Jimmy: OKAY. >> IS MATT DAMON GOING TO BE ON THE SHOW TONIGHT? [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I MAKE A GOOD EFFORT TO WORK HIM INTO THE SHOW. >> IS HE GOING TO COME TONIGHT, THOUGH? >> Jimmy: HE IS BACKSTAGE WAITING. AND IF WE HAVE TIME FOR HIM -- >> I DIDN'T SEE HIM. >> Jimmy: OH, YOU DIDN'T SEE HIM. HE'S NOT IN THE SAME AREA WITH THE REAL CELEBRITIES. HE'S IN A SPECIAL CONTAINMENT CELL, IF YOU WILL. >> I SEE. THE OTHER THING I WANTED TO ASK WAS WHEN I WALKED IN TONIGHT I NOTICED THERE WAS A BAR ATMOSPHERE. >> Jimmy: YES, THERE IS A BAR ATMOSPHERE. >> ISN'T THAT A LITTLE SLEAZY? [ LAUGHTER ] I'VE BEEN ON THESE SHOWS BEFORE. THERE'S LIKE A DRINKING GOING ON. I FEEL A LITTLE BETTER MYSELF IF I BROUGHT OUT -- >> Jimmy: DID YOU STEAL ALCOHOL? OH, YOU HAVE YOUR OWN WINE. [ LAUGHTER ] WOW. >> DO YOU MIND IF I HAVE A LITTLE? >> Jimmy: I DON'T MIND AT ALL, NO. [ APPLAUSE ] >> THAT'S IT. I FEEL BETTER. THIS IS MY NEXT QUESTION. JIMMY, DON'T INTERRUPT ME. >> Jimmy: I WON'T. [ LAUGHTER ] >> SO HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED -- >> Jimmy: MUST SERVE ON ICE. REALLY? >> THAT'S FOR ME. YOU CAN'T HAVE IT. THAT'S SPECIAL FOR ME BECAUSE, YOU KNOW. >> Jimmy: OKAY. >> OKAY. SO LISTEN, I ASKED YOU TO SPEAK. DO YOU REMEMBER? AT MY AFI AWARDS CEREMONY. AND I CALLED YOU MYSELF BUT YOU DIDN'T RETURN MY CALL. AND IT MADE ME FEEL VERY BAD INSIDE MY HEART. >> Jimmy: NO, THAT'S NOT TRUE. >> BECAUSE I HAVE A HEART. AND YOUR REPRESENTATIVES -- NO, I'M SERIOUS. >> Jimmy: NO. >> THIS IS NOT OKAY. YOUR REPRESENTATIVES TOLD ME THAT YOU WERE DOING A DOG VOICE-OVER FOR -- OF A BASSET HOUND. >> Jimmy: OH, ALL RIGHT. [ LAUGHTER ] >> NO, WAIT. BUT IT'S FOR A VERY GOOD CAUSE. PURINA DOG FOOD. [ LAUGHTER ] AND YOU KNOW, THAT HURT MY FEELINGS. >> Jimmy: I'M SORRY. >> IT OFFENDED MY HEART. LIKE I TOLD YOU, IT HURT IT. I HAVE TWO HEARTS. >> Jimmy: THAT'S NOT TRUE AT ALL. >> IT'S TRUE BECAUSE I READ IT ON YOUR WIKIPEDIA. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT I DID PLAY A -- >> I CHECKED HIM OUT. I KNOW ALL ABOUT HIM. THEN I ALSO READ THAT YOU DID A VOICE-OVER FOR A ROBOT CHICKEN? >> Jimmy: YEAH. A SHOW CALLED "ROBOT CHICKEN." >> WHAT IS THAT? >> Jimmy: IT WAS A SHOW ON ADULT SWIM I THINK. IT WAS A VERY FUNNY SHOW. >> IT WAS? >> Jimmy: YEAH. >> IT WASN'T LIKE AN ACTUAL CHICKEN? >> Jimmy: YEAH. IT'S THE NAME OF A SHOW. I'VE BEEN DOING SO MANY THINGS SINCE THEN. [ LAUGHTER ] >> OH, YOU HAVE. I WANT TO SAY ONE OTHER THING. AND THEN I'M NOT GOING TO ASK YOU A. ANY MORE QUESTIONS. YOU LOOK GOOD. >> Jimmy: THANK YOU. >> DID YOU LOSE WEIGHT? [ LAUGHTER ] HE LOOKS GOOD, DOESN'T HE? >> Jimmy: YOU LOOK GREAT. YOU DON'T LOOK GOOD. YOU LOOK FANTASTIC. >> I'M A WOMAN. >> Jimmy: MAY I ASK YOU ANYTHING? >> ANYTHING. >> Jimmy: I AM REALLY DAZZLED BY YOU IN A NUMBER OF WAYS. >> YOU'RE LYING. >> Jimmy: NO, I'M NOT LYING. YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I WATCH YOUR MOVIES LIKE A LUNATIC OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN. I MEAN, REALLY, LIKE A CRAZY PERSON. BUT WHEN I LOOK AT YOU AND YOU'RE SO WELL PUT TOGETHER AND THIS LIKE OUTFIT THAT YOU PUT ON. I MEAN, WHEN I'M NOT -- A GUY HANDS ME CLOTHES AND HE TELLS ME WHAT TO WEAR. WHEN I'M LEFT TO MY OWN DEVICES I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO WEAR. AND I'M NOT JOKING AT ALL. AND YOUR HOUSES. I'VE SEEN THE PHOTOGRAPHS IN THE MAGAZINES. I READ THAT BOOK THAT YOU PUT OUT. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE SO MUCH STYLE. IS THAT SOMETHING THAT YOU'VE ALWAYS -- YOU WERE BORN WITH OR IS IT SOMETHING THAT SOMEONE TAUGHT YOU OR BOTH OF THOSE THINGS? >> I THINK FOR ME I'VE ALWAYS BEEN VISUALLY. WHEN I WAS A KID MY DAD WAS AN ENGINEER. HE WAS A CIVIL ENGINEER. SO WE USED TO GO TO THE -- YOU KNOW, THE OPEN HOUSES, THE MODEL HOMES IN ORANGE COUNTY. AND I REMEMBER SEEING THEM, THEY WERE LIKE THESE INCREDIBLE LIKE CLIFF MAY HOUSES. YOU KNOW, THE CALIFORNIA HOUSES. I JUST REMEMBER LIKE HOW MAGICAL IT ALL LOOKED TO ME. SO YEAH, I WAS ALWAYS INTERESTED IN VISUAL THINGS. LIKE TODAY, TONIGHT, NOTICING HOW GREAT YOU LOOK. >> Jimmy: THANK YOU. [ LAUGHTER ] >> REALLY. I LIKE THE SUIT HE'S GOT ON. AND HE LOOKS -- I LIKE THAT BEARD TOO. >> Jimmy: THAT I GREW ON MY OWN. I DID DO THAT ON MY OWN. I SWEAR, THAT WAS ALL ME. [ LAUGHTER ] I EVEN TRIMMED IT MYSELF. >> YOU LOOK GREAT. IT'S NO JOKE. IS THAT BECAUSE OF SUCCESS OR SOMETHING? [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO. >> BECAUSE YOU ARE. YOU'RE VERY SUCCESSFUL. >> Jimmy: THANK YOU. YOU MENTIONED THE CHICKEN AND EVERYTHING. LET'S TURN THE SPOTLIGHT ON YOU FOR A MOMENT. YOU JUST RECEIVED WHAT I THINK IS A GREAT HONOR, RIGHT? >> YES, IT WAS. >> Jimmy: YOU HAD ALL THESE PEOPLE WHO WORKED WITH YOU, WHO ARE YOUR GRENADES, WHO ARE CLOSE TO YOU. >> THEY'VE WORKED WITH ME, YEAH. >> Jimmy: NOT ALL OF THEM ARE YOUR FRIENDS. >> NO. BECAUSE I MEAN SOME ARE IMPORTANT. LIKE MERYL STREEP. THAT'S AN IMPORTANT PERSON. >> Jimmy: SHE'S IMPORTANT. BUT IS SHE NOT YOUR FRIEND, MERYL? >> I LOVE HER. BUT I DON'T KNOW -- I MEAN, I DON'T SEE HER VERY OFTEN. SHE DOESN'T CALL. >> Jimmy: OKAY. ALL RIGHT. [ LAUGHTER ] >> BUT I LOVE HER. >> Jimmy: WHO ELSE ARE YOUR FRIENDS? >> I'LL TELL YOU WHO ELSE WERE THERE. JUST SO YOU KNOW. >> Jimmy: YEAH, TELL US WHO WAS THERE. >> I'M GOING TO TELL YOU NOW. WELL, CERTAINLY THERE WAS THAT WOMAN, SARAH SILVERMAN. >> Jimmy: I KNOW HER. >> YOU DO? >> Jimmy: I DO, YEAH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> SHE WAS FUNNY. >> Jimmy: SHE WAS FUNNY. OKAY, GOOD. >> ALSO I LIKED HER. I THOUGHT SHE WAS VERY FUNNY AND VERY ATTRACTIVE. SHE'S A WOMAN, BY THE WAY. >> Jimmy: I KNOW THAT. I KNOW THAT QUITE WELL, YES. [ LAUGHTER ] >> OH, YOU DO? >> Jimmy: YEAH. >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: I GUESS YOU DIDN'T GO TOO DEEP IN THAT WIKIPEDIA. [ LAUGHTER ] YOU GOT TO THE -- YOU SKIPPED THE PERSONAL LIFE PART OF IT. >> YEAH, I KIND OF DID. OH, DEAR. YOU'LL FORGIVE ME, THOUGH. >> Jimmy: OF COURSE I WILL. >> I'LL MOVE ON NOW WITH ME. REESE WITHERSPOON WAS THERE. THAT WAS A NICE THING. >> Jimmy: NOT A FRIEND? >> WELL, YOU KNOW, REESE -- I MET REESE WHEN SHE WAS 14 AND I DIRECTED HER IN A TV MOVIE. YEAH, I DID. >> Jimmy: WOW. >> SHE WAS JUST 14. A KID. >> Jimmy: DID YOU KNOW THEN SHE WAS GOING TO BE A STAR? >> OH, YEAH. NO QUESTION. GREAT-LOOKING. GREAT TALENT. >> Jimmy: AND YET STILL NOT A FRIEND. [ LAUGHTER ] >> NOT A FRIEND. I DON'T HAVE MANY FRIENDS. >> Jimmy: I LOVE THIS SHOW. THIS COULD BE A SHOW CALLED "NOT A FRIEND." WHERE WE JUST GO THROUGH CELEBRITIES THAT YOU'RE NOT FRIENDS WITH. [ APPLAUSE ] WE'RE GOING TO TAKE A BREAK. WE'LL COME BACK WITH MORE OF DIANE KEATON AND HER NON-FRIENDS >> Jimmy: STILL TO COME, LONZO AND LAVAR BALL AND MUSIC FROM PHOENIX. WE ARE HERE WITH THE GREAT DIANE KEATON, WHO HAS RECEIVED THE AFI LIFE ACHIEVEMENT AWARD. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] IT'S GOING TO AIR THURSDAY NIGHT. >> DO YOU MIND? >> Jimmy: NO. >> BECAUSE SOME WOMEN CAME. I TOLD YOU I HAD SOME VERY NICE WOMEN. BUT THERE WERE SOME MEN THERE TOO. NOT TOO MANY MEN. >> Jimmy: OKAY. >> UNFORTUNATELY. I WANTED MORE MEN TO COME. >> Jimmy: YOU SPECIFICALLY ASKED FOR MORE MEN. >> WELL, I DID ASK FOR YOU. AND THAT HAPPENED WITH A LOT OF MEN. BUT SOME MEN CAME. AND THAT WAS NICE. [ LAUGHTER ] I ENJOYED THAT. >> Jimmy: SOME OF THE MEN ARE YOUR FORMER PARAMOURS. YES? >> SOME A LONG TIME AGO. BECAUSE I'M I'M A SINGLE WOMAN. >> Jimmy: YES. BUT AT ONE TIME -- >> BUT I WAS NEVER MARRIED. NOBODY EVER ASKED ME TO MARRY THEM. >> Jimmy: NOBODY EVER ASKED YOU -- >> I DON'T KNOW WHY. >> Jimmy: REALLY? IF I WASN'T ALREADY MARRIED OR IF I WAS A FUNDAMENTALIST MORMON I WOULD ASK YOU RIGHT NOW. [ LAUGHTER ] IF ONE OF THOSE TWO THINGS WERE TRUE. >> BUT WOULD YOU REALLY? I'M OLDER THAN YOU ARE. >> Jimmy: YES, I WOULD. >> YOU LIKE OLDER WOMEN. >> Jimmy: NO. JUST YOU SPECIFICALLY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> WELL, WHAT SHOULD WE DO? I MEAN, I'M AVAILABLE. >> Jimmy: I'M GOING TO LET YOU FINISH THIS BOTTLE OF WINE AND SEE WHERE IT TAKES US. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] WOODY ALLEN IS YOUR -- >> YEAH, WOODY ALLEN WAS THERE. >> Jimmy: AL PACINO, WARREN BEATTY. >> WARREN. >> Jimmy: ISN'T IT A LOVELY THING NOW THAT YOU NOW HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH THEM THAT THEY CAN COME SPEAK WITH YOU IN PUBLIC AND IT'S LOVING AND IT'S NOT IN COURT? [ LAUGHTER ] >> I WONDERED WHERE YOU WERE GOING. >> Jimmy: ME TOO. >> THAT'S A GOOD ONE. YEAH. I MEAN, OF COURSE I NEVER DO SEE THEM EVER. >> Jimmy: YOU DON'T. >> IN THE REAL LAYOFF. >> Jimmy: BECAUSE YOU'RE OUT HERE -- >> YEAH. I DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS. >> Jimmy: YOU DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS. >> NOT ONE. >> Jimmy: WE WENT THROUGH THE LIST. WHAT ABOUT MARTIN SHORT? IS HE YOUR FRIEND? >> I DO LIKE THE MARTIN SHORT. >> Jimmy: OKAY. STEVE MARTIN, IS HE YOUR FRIEND? >> OH, YEAH. THEY'RE ALL ACTUALLY FRIENDS. THEY WERE SO WONDERFUL. >> Jimmy: THEY SPOKE AT YOUR EVENT. >> AND SO WAS EVERYBODY -- >> Jimmy: WERE YOU SHOCKED TO SEE WOODY THERE? BECAUSE HE FAMOUSLY DOES NOT COME TO L.A. VERY MUCH. >> OH, NO. I WAS TOTALLY THRILLED. YEAH, I WAS TOTALLY SHOCKED. >> Jimmy: THAT WAS A SURPRISE TO YOU FOR REAL? >> WELL, NOT REALLY. >> Jimmy: NOT REALLY. [ LAUGHTER ] >> I BEGGED HIM. >> Jimmy: YOU DID? >> YEAH. I CALLED MANY TIMES. >> Jimmy: YOU WANTED HIM TO BE THERE? >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: HE ROASTED YOU I HEARD. AND VICE VERSA. I USUALLY HAVE IT WITH ICE YOU KEEP DRINKING LIKE THAT GUIERRMO IS GOING TO PROPOSE TO YOU I SEE HIN EYEING YOU OVER THERE DO YOU THINK I'M GOING TO GET IN TROUBLE FOR DRINKING YES I DO, YOU'LL PROBABLY BE ARRESTED NO YOU CAN SMOKE POT IN CALIFORNIA NOW. IT'S JUST WINE. NO HERE AT THE SHOW. NO WE HAVE NO RULES HERE. IT'S A SLEAZY PLACE. WELL ITS SO GREAT TO HAVE YOU HERE EVERY NIGHT. LIFETIME ACHIEVE

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