Johnny Knoxvilles Eye Popped Out

>> Jimmy: MAY I ASK, YOU LOOK LIKE SCHNEIDER FROM "ONE DAY AT A TIME." YOU TRANSFORMED INTO A SUPER FROM THE '70s. >> I GUESS I FORGOT TO TAKE THIS OFF. >> Jimmy: I GUESS SO. IT'S A GOOD LOOK FOR YOU. >> I FEEL REALLY BUTCH IN IT. >> Jimmy: HOW ARE YOU DOING? YOU JUST GOT BACK FROM SOUTH AFRICA? >> YES, I WAS IN SOUTH AFRICA FOR 14 WEEKS SHOOTING A MOVIE, A COMEDY, LOTS OF STUNTS. >> Jimmy: YOU CAN'T TALK ABOUT THE MOVIE? YOU TOLD ME WHAT THE MOVIE WAS, NOW THERE'S SOME WEIRD THING, RIGHT? >> NO, NO, IT'S -- IT'S A COMEDY ABOUT LIKE THE MOST DANGEROUS THEME PARK OF ALL-TIME WHICH I HAPPEN TO OWN. >> Jimmy: UH-HUH. >> AND WE DO ALL THE STUNTS FOR REAL. LIKE IN "JACKASS," IT'S ALL WIDE TRAIN, NO CUT ON THE ACTION, SO YOU CAN TELL WE'RE DOING THEM, AND BOY DID THAT COST ME. >> Jimmy: WHAT HAPPENED? HOW MANY INJURIES? LET'S GO THROUGH IT THIS TIME. >> ON THIS ONE, TWO CONCUSSIONS, A BROKENDOWN, SPRAINED KNEE, TORN MCL, I GOT STITCHES ON THIS SIDE. THE WORST THING IS I GOT HOME FROM THE EMERGENCY ROOM ONE NIGHT, I WENT THREE TIMES IN THE FIVE-DAY STRETCH AT ONE POINT. >> Jimmy: GREAT. >> BUT I GET HOME FROM THE EMERGENCY ROOM FOR MY SECOND CONCUSSION. AND I BLOW MY NOSE. WHEN I BLOW MY NOSE, MY LEFT EYE POPS OUT OF ITS SOCKET. AND I WASN'T EXPECTING THAT. [ LAUGHTER ] IT WAS LIKE HALFWAY OUT. AND SO I POKE IT BACK IN. >> Jimmy: OH, WITH YOUR HANDS? >> I WAS SCARED. LIKE I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. >> Jimmy: RIGHT, RIGHT. >> IT SHOULDN'T BE LIKE THAT, I POKE THE IT BACK IN. >> Jimmy: WANT RIGHT THING TO DO? >> WELL -- I GUESS. I DON'T KNOW. I WENT BACK TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM. THEY TOLD ME I HAD A BLOWOUT FRACTURE. APPARENTLY WHEN I HIT MY FACE INTO THE GROUND ON THE STUNT, THE ORBITAL LAMINA BONE DIDN'T BREAK, IT JUST DISAPPEARED. WHEN I BLEW MY NOSE IT WAS BLOWING AIR BEHIND MY EYEBALL AND PUSHES IT OUT OF ITS SOCKET. [ AUDIENCE GROANS ] >> Jimmy: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] HOW LONG IS THIS GOING TO GO ON? I MEAN, ARE YOU GOING TO BE 80 AND DOING THIS? HOW LONG ARE YOU GOING TO KEEP DOING YOUR OWN STUNTS LIKE THIS? >> I DON'T KNOW. IT'S STILL FUN. >> Jimmy: YEAH. >> SO, I MEAN -- >> Jimmy: WHY DOESN'T TOM CRUISE GET HIS EYEBALL POPPED OUT OF HIS HEAD? HE DOES HIS OWN STUNTS. >> IT HAPPENED TWICE. IT HAPPENED THE FIRST TIME. >> Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT HAPPENED TWICE? >> WELL, IT HAPPENED TWICE. THE FIRST TIME IT CAME OUT, I PUT IT BACK IN, WENT TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM, THEY LOOK THE AT IT. AND I GOT TO WEAR AN EYE PATCH FOR A FEW DAYS, THOUGH, WHICH I FELT REALLY BUTCH IN THE EYE PATCH. BUT I WENT WITH PONTIUS, PONTIUS IS IN THE MOVIE TOO, HE'S AMAZING. >>"JACKASS." >> WE HAD A COUPLE OF DRINKS, HE SAID SOMETHING FUNNY AND I LAUGHED, FOR SOME REASON I HELD MY NOSE AND LAUGHED. I'M NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO SNEEZE THE NEXT THREE WEEKS. I HELD HI NOSE AND LAUGHED, IT PUSHED MY EYE BACK OUT AGAIN. THEY COULD ONLY SHOOT THIS SIDE OF MY FACE FOR THE LAST FEW DAYS OF THE MOVE. >> >> Jimmy: OH MY GOD, THIS IS RIDICULOUS. >> THE FOOTAGE TURNED OUT GOOD. >> Jimmy: OH, WELL, THAT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT THING. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] DO YOUR OTHER MANIAC FRIENDS -- IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOUR FRIENDS, IF THEY KNEW YOU WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO SNEEZE FOR THREE WEEKS, THEY'D BE FOLLOWING YOU AROUND WITH PEPPER AND STUFF THROWING IT IN YOUR FACE. >> EXACTLY. I'M ALLERGIC TO EVERYTHING. EVERY TREE, EVERY GRASS, MOLD, DUST, DOGS, CATS. >> Jimmy: THIS IS PERFECT. >> YEAH. SO WE'RE JUST, YOU KNOW -- JUST WAITING AROUND. FIGURE TONY BARBIERI OR SOMEBODY IS GOING TO COME OUT? WE HAVE LUNATICS WORKING ON THE SHOW. >> YOU'VE GOT MORE THAN A COUPLE. [ LAUGHTER ] YOU THINK I GOT SOME GOOD HIRES. >> Jimmy: WE COULD GET YOU A BIG ROUND PLASTIC BUBBLE TO LIVE IN LIKE JOHN TRAVOLTA IN THAT MOVIE. WHAT DO YOUR KIDS SAY WHEN DAD COMES HOME WITH NO EYEBALL? >> WELL, WHEN I GOT -- I TOLD THEM, WELL, WITH THIS, I JUST SAID DADDY FELL AT WORK. AND WITH THE EYEBALL I TOOK THE EYE PATCH OFF WHEN I CAME HOME BECAUSE -- I DIDN'T WANT TO GO INTO THAT WHOLE EXPLANATION. >> Jimmy: RIGHT, YEAH. YOU COULD HAVE JUST DONE A PIRATE THING AND THEY PROBABLY WOULD HAVE BEEN EXCITED. >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. BUT I DIDN'T THINK THAT FAR AHEAD. >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] NEXT TIME. >> YEAH, NEXT TIME. >> Jimmy: ONCE YOU START DOING THIS AT PARTIES WHEN YOU REALIZE YOU CAN CONTROL WHEN YOUR EYEBALLS COME OUT. >> I COULD MAKE IT COME OUT RIGHT NOW -- >> Jimmy: COULD YOU REALLY? HOLD ON A SECOND. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU BECAUSE I KNOW. BUT DON'T YOU DARE ENCOURAGE HIM TO DO THIS. >> NO, BECAUSE MY WIFE'S HERE. SHE WILL KILL ME.

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