Josh Holloway Got in a Fight That Ended in THE BEST Way

>> Jimmy: VERY GOOD TO SEE YOU. >> GOOD TO SEE YOU, MY FRIEND. >> Jimmy: MISSED YOU TERRIBLY. I WAS THINKING ABOUT "LOST" TODAY AND HOW MUCH I MISS AND IT I'M SURE YOU'RE SICK OF HEARING ABOUT THAT STUFF. >> I'M NOT. BECAUSE MY WIFE TELLS ME THAT OFF THE SGLN SHE DOES. >> SHE DOES, YEAH. "THAT WAS SUCH A SPECIAL TIME." WHAT ABOUT NOW, BABY? >> Jimmy: NOW'S SPECIAL TOO. >> IT IS SPECIAL TOO. >> Jimmy: THIS SHOW "COLONY" IS ANOTHER SHOW, YOU'VE BEEN ON TWO SHOWS NOW THAT HAVE THIS KIND OF REALLY INTENSE FOLLOWING, RIGHT? >> YES. >> Jimmy: YEAH. >> I MEAN, "LOST" WAS CRAZY. THERE WAS THE MOB THING. THEN JUST CRAZY QUESTIONS COMING OUT OF THE MOB THAT YOU COULDN'T ANSWER BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T KNOW. >> Jimmy: RIGHT. PART OF THE FUN WAS NOT REALLY KNOWING. >> IT WAS. BUT THIS SHOW, THE FANS ARE REALLY INTENSE ABOUT IT. THEIR QUESTIONS ARE INTENSE AND THEY WANT TO KNOW, THEY WANT TO KNOW! MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE OF THE CURRENT CLIMATE AND MAYBE THEY WANT -- THEY'RE USING MY SHOW AS A GUIDE BACK TO WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A DICTATOR TAKES OVER, I DON'T KNOW. BUT WE'LL SEE. >> Jimmy: MAYBE THEY'RE LOOKING FOR -- YEAH, LOOKING FOR TIPS. >> MAYBE. >> Jimmy: YOU SHOOT THE SHOW WHERE? >> VANCOUVER. >> Jimmy: VANCOUVER. DO YOU LIKE SHOOTING UP THERE IN VANCOUVER? >> I LOVED IT. >> Jimmy: YOU DO. >> I LOVED IT. THE PEOPLE ARE INCREDIBLY NICE. >> Jimmy: YES, FOR SURE. >> INCREDIBLY. MY WIFE AND I HAD DECIDED, YOU KNOW WHAT WE'RE IN CANADA, WHEN IN ROME, LET'S BE NICER. >> Jimmy: OH, REALLY? >> LET'S BE CONSIDERATE. AND PATIENT. >> Jimmy: I LIKE THAT. >> IF POSSIBLE. AND THEN -- YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES THE AMERICAN JUST CREEPS OUT IN YOU. >> Jimmy: WHAT HAPPENED? WHAT DID YOU DO TO THEM? [ LAUGHTER ] >> I KNOW, I DON'T KNOW IF THE GUY IS WATCHING, I HOPE THIS GUY IS WATCHING. I GO TO THE GYM IN THE RAIN. BECAUSE IT'S THE NATURAL STATE OF VANCOUVER. >> Jimmy: RIGHT. >> SO I GO IN THE RAIN. AND WORK OUT HARD. I'M KIND OF STILL SWEATING AND WET FROM THE GYM. I'M IN MY CAR TRYING TO GET BACK BECAUSE IT'S MY WIFE'S 40th COMING UP. AND I HAVE APPOINTMENTS. I HAVE THINGS TO PLAN. YOU KNOW. EVERYTHING TO GET GOING. SO I'M COMING OUT OF THE GYM. I'M STUCK IN TRAFFIC FOR A LONG TIME. I'M LIKE, OKAY. IT'S CANADA. RELAX. DON'T GET CRAZY. DON'T EVEN LET THAT BLOOD BOIL. LET IT GO DOWN. I'M CHILLING, CHILLING. ABOUT 25 MINUTES LATER, I'M SHAKING BY NOW. MY AMERICAN REALLY WANTS TO COME OUT. STOP IT! SO I GET TO THE FRONT OF THE LINE. AND THERE'S THIS GUY STRUTTING AROUND WITH THIS SIGN LIKE HAVING A BLAST. JOUST JUST POKING IT AT PEOPLE. >> Jimmy: A TRAFFIC GUY? >> NOT EVEN A COP, JUST A CONSTRUCTION -- A GUY WITH A SIGN. HE'S COMING UP AND LITERALLY POINTING AT PEOPLE WITH ATTITUDE WITH THE STOP SIGN. YOU KNOW, SO I WAS GETTING VERY ANNOYED. TRYING TO BE COOL ABOUT IT. THEN A VERY NICE CANADIAN MAN LEANS OUT OF HIS TRUCK AND SAYS, HEY, MAN, JUST TO LET YOU KNOW, TRAFFIC'S BACKED UP LIKE THREE MILES, MAYBE YOU SHOULD LET SOMEONE THROUGH. AND THE GUY'S LIKE, OH, I'M JUST DOING MY JOB! STARTS STRUTTING AROUND, POINTING AT MORE PEOPLE WITH THE SIGN. AND I CAN'T CONTAIN IT. NOW THE AMERICAN JUST BLOWS UP IN ME. I LEAN OUT THE WINDOW, HEY YOU BLANKTY BLANK, YOU BETTER MOVE YOUR BLANK OUT OF THE WAY OR I'LL RUN IT THE BLANK OVER. AND HE -- I MEAN, HE FROZE LIKE HE'D SEEN A GHOST. LIKE THEY DON'T USE THAT KIND OF TALK IN CANADA. I DON'T THINK THEY'VE SEEN THAT KIND OF LANGUAGE. AND HE STARTED SHAKING AND LIKE TURNING CIRCLES. >> Jimmy: REALLY? >> LIKE A DOG, DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. HE FINALLY GOT AN IDEA. HE FROZE, LOOKED AT ME, TURNED AROUND AND HE DROPPED HIS PANTS AND MOONED ME SO BIG. [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] I MEAN, IN THE RAIN. I DON'T THINK THEY'VE SEEN A LOT OF SUN IN CANADA. LIKE, WHOO! YOU KNOW, PROBABLY 40 CARS, IT WASN'T JUST ME, HE MOONED EVERYBODY. AND I STARTED LAUGHING, I WAS LIKE, GOOD CHOICE! PERFECT! >> Jimmy: AT THAT POINT YOU'VE LOST AND YOU HAVE TO JUST -- >> THAT IS GREAT. SO I SMILED AT HIM AND NOD AND RUN THE LIGHT ANYWAY. HE CHOICES ME WITH HIS SIGN, POINTING STILL, AS I'M LAUGHING. I THINK IT'S SO FUNNY. I GET HOME TO MY WIFE. I'M LIKE, BABY, YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE. I WAS REALLY TRYING TO BE CANADIAN, OR MORE CANADIAN-LIKE, AND IT JUST DIDN'T WORK OUT FOR ME THIS TIME, IT KIND OF BLEW. AND THEN I THOUGHT YOU'D THINK THAT WAS KIND OF FUNNY, WHAT HAPPENED TO ME, I GOT MOONED. I HAVEN'T BEEN MOONED SINCE THE '80s, I DON'T THINK. SO SHE GETS MAD AT ME. BECAUSE SHE'S IN THE PLACE OF BEING A VERY GOOD CITIZEN. >> Jimmy: SHE WAS DISAPPOINTED. >> SHE WAS LIKE, I'M SO DISAPPOINTED IN YOU. YOU LET IT OUT, YOU COULDN'T CONTAIN IT. SHE GOT SO MAD. THEN OF COURSE I CAME BACK AND WAS LIKE, WELL, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. SO WE HAVE THIS LITTLE -- >> Jimmy: SHE GOT MAD, YOU GOT MAD. >> AND SHE'S LIKE, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY 40th BIRTHDAY PARTY, WHICH YOU'RE PLANNING. I GOT DISINVITED TO THE PARTY. I GET SO UPSET I DECIDE TO WALK TO THE PARK. I GO TO THE PARK TO CALM DOWN. I'M IN THE PARK ABOUT 15 MINUTES. LIKE OKAY, I'M CALM, I NEED TO FIX THIS SITUATION BECAUSE I NEED TO GET BACK TO THAT BIRTHDAY. AFTER ALL, I AM PLANNING IT. >> Jimmy: YEAH. >> AND SO I DECIDE TO GO BACK. I COME AROUND THE CORNER, ONE FOOT ON THE STAIRS, I LOOK UP, AND THERE'S A MASSIVE BLACK BEAR. >> Jimmy: A REAL BEAR? >> A BIG REAL BEAR. AND BLACK BEARS ARE NORMALLY KNOWN TO BE A LITTLE SMALLER. BUT THIS IS CANADA. >> Jimmy: A BIG ONE. >> THEY'RE BIG. >> Jimmy: IN THE PARK? >> IN THE PARK, ON THE SAME STAIRS AS ME. >> Jimmy: DID YOU INVITE IT TO THE PARTY? [ LAUGHTER ] >> I SHOULD HAVE. >> Jimmy: WHAT DID YOU DO? >> WELL, I DID THE DUMB THING THEY TEACH YOU WHAT TO DO WHEN YOU FACE A BEAR. HEY, BEAR! HE WAS LIKE, YES? AND I WAS A LITTLE TOO CLOSE FOR THE HEY, BEAR. I WAS LIKE, BAD CHOICE. I SLOWLY BACKED UP. GET AROUND THE TREE. AND HAUL ASS. >> Jimmy: WOW. >> TO TAKE OFF. BUT NOW I HAVE TO CALL THE WIFE BECAUSE I ASKED SOME HIKERS AFTER I TELL THEM, TURN AROUND, PUT THE LEASH ON YOUR DOG. THERE'S A BEAR. AND THEY'RE LIKE, HALF MILE THAT WAY, UP HERE, YOU COME AROUND TO YOUR CAR. I'M JOGGING. I CALL THE WIFE. YOU KNOW, I'M RUNNING, I'LL BE HOME A LITTLE LATER. SHE'S LIKE, WHY ARE YOU RUNNING? I SAID, I'M RUNNING FROM A BEAR. SHE'S LIKE, A BEAR! OH MY GOD! I'M COMING TO SAVE YOU! SO SHE DRIVES, COMES AND PICKS ME UP. SO BASICALLY ALL IS FORGIVEN. I GET IN THE CAR, I'M BACK IN THE PARTY, I'M REINVITED TO THE BIRTHDAY PARTY. SO I WAS ON THE OUTS FROM A BEAR ASS, ON THE INS FROM A BEAR FACE. >> Jimmy: IT ALL WORKED OUT.

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