Lie Witness News – Royal Baby Edition

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Jimmy Kimmel Live

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YOU KNOW, THERE'S A NEW ROYAL BABY COMING. IT'S COMING OUT OF THE DUCHESS, KATE MIDDLETON. SHE IS EXPECTED TO GIVE BIRTH SOMETIME THIS MONTH. I DON'T KNOW, WHEN I THINK THEY'RE KEEPING IT SECRET. THE ROYAL BABY, THIS IS A VERY BIG DEAL FOR ENGLAND, THE BRITISH EQUIVALENT OF A BEYONCE BIRTH, SO YOU CAN UNDERSTAND. [ LAUGHTER ] IT WILL BE THE THIRD CHILD FOR KATE, AND PRINCE WILLIAM, HER HUSBAND. WHILE NOBODY KNOWS THE GENDER OF THE KID YET, YOU CAN BET ON WHAT THE CHILD'S NAME WILL BE, YOU CAN WAGER ON IT. THIS IS HOW THE ROYALS MAKE THEIR MONEY. THEY HAVE KIDS THEN BET ON THE NAMES AND THEY WIN. A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE INTERESTED IN THIS STUFF. SO WE WANT TO HAVE SOME FUN WITH IT. THIS AFTERNOON WE WENT ON THE STREET, WE ASKED PEDESTRIANS IF THEY HEARD THE ROYAL BABY'S NAME AND WHAT THEY THOUGHT OF IT. OF COURSE THE BABY HASN'T BEEN BORN YET. WE MADE ALL THESE NAMES UP. BUT DID THAT STOP PEOPLE FROM WEIGHING IN ON IT? PEOPLE FROM ALL OVER THE GLOBE? LET'S FIND OUT IN TONIGHT'S EDITION OF "LIE WITNESS NEWS." >> WE'RE TALKING TO AMERICANS ABOUT THE BIRTH OF THE NEW ROYAL BABY. >> YES! ROYAL BABY! >> WHAT WERE YOUR THOUGHTS? >> I WAS EXTREMELY DIET. WE NEED MORE BABIES IN THE WORLD THAT COME WITH JOY AND LOVING FAMILIES AND JUST EXCITEMENT AND JUST WELCOMING AND CULTURAL. AND JUST -- THEY'RE ROYAL. I MEAN, WE NEED MORE ROYALTY. I MEAN, I LOVE CONFINE ELIZABETH, BUT GIRL WE CAN NEED SOME MORRELLTIVES. >> WHAT DID YOU THINK OF THE NAME TREACLE T. WINTERBOTTOM. >> TINKLE T. IS A GOOD WAY TO BE. >> WHAT ARE PEOPLE SAYING ABOUT THE NEW ROYAL'S NAME DUMBLEDORE CUMBERBATCH. WHAT IS THE WORD ON THE STREET? >> THAT'S RIGHT, I DON'T KNOW, A LITTLE STRANGE FOR ME. I DON'T HEAR ANYTHING GOOD ABOUT THE NAME. I THINK IT DOESN'T FIT FOR A ROYAL BABY. NORMALLY IT'S CHARLES OR COMMON NAMES. I THINK IT'S A VERY STRANGE NAME BECAUSE NOBODY KNOWS THE NAME, IT'S ABSOLUTELY UNCOMMON, AND IT DOESN'T BELONG TO A ROYAL FAMILY, REALLY. >> WHAT ARE PEOPLE SAYING ABOUT IT? >> IT'S REALLY WEIRD, THEY DON'T ACCEPT IT, THEY DON'T HEAR THAT NAME BEFORE. >> THEY DON'T LIKE IT? >> THEY DON'T LOIKE IT, OF COURSE. >> WHAT WAS YOUR REACTION TO THE NEW BABY VERMOUTH McGILLICUTTY. >> THEY'RE GOING TO HAVE A HARD TIME AT SCHOOL PRONOUNCING THAT. >> TALKING TO PEOPLE ABOUT THE NAME OF THE NEW ROYAL BABY. THEY NAMED IT THOMAS, BUT CHEF "O" THEY USED A DOUGHNUT EMOJI, WHAT DO YOU THINK KATE DID THAT? >> MAYBE TO SEEM MORE HIP SINCE MEGHAN IS ABOUT TO MARRY PRINCE HARRY, MIX IT UP A LITTLE BIT. >> IT'S INTERESTING, IT'S DIFFERENT. IF THEY LIKE IT, WE'LL SUPPORT IT. >> WHAT IS THE REACTION ON THE STREET TO THE NEW ROYAL BABY'S NAME HUMPERDINCK PATCHYBOTTOM? >> BEAUTIFUL REACTION. IT'S A NEW LIFE COMING INTO THE WORLD, IT'S A BEAUTIFUL THING, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? >> ARE PEOPLE EXCITED ABOUT THE NAME? >> DEFINITELY, FOR SURE. >> WHAT ARE THEY SAYING ABOUT IT? >> THEY LOVE IT, REAL BRITISH, REAL CULTURAL NAME. >> YOU'RE FROM GERMANY. WHAT WERE YOUR THOUGHTS WHEN THEY BROUGHT THE BABY OUT TO THE TERRACE AND THEY THREW OUT THE GOLDEN GOBLET OF THE BABY'S URINE TON TO THE CROWD? IS IT TIME TO PUT THAT TRADITION TO BED KNOWING WHAT WE KNOW ABOUT SCIENCE? >> IT'S DIFFICULT. SOME PEOPLE CHOOSE YES. IT'S -- IT'S -- IT'S -- EVERYBODY HAS TO DO WHAT HE WANTS AND HOW HE WANTS. >> DID YOU SEE WHEN THEY THREW OUT THE GOBLET OF THE ROYAL URINE ONTO THE CROWD, YOU SAW THAT? >> YES, YES. THEY WANT IT. >> EXCITING, ISN'T IT? >> YES, YES. >> IS THERE ANYONE'S URINE THAT YOU'D THROW ONTO THE CROWD IN GERMANY? >> YES, SOME. SOMEONE. BUT NOT EVERYBODY. >> THIS IS A GOLDEN CHALICE OF THE BABE'S URINE THAT'S THROWN OUT ONTO THE CROWD, I'M SURE YOU'VE SEEN THAT. >> YEAH, NO THANK YOU. NO THANK YOU. I'M SURE IT'S GOT -- >> IT'S WELL ATTENDED. >> YEAH, BUT I DON'T THINK IT'S SANITARY. >> I'M SURE YOU SAW ELTON JOHN PERFORM THE CIRCUMCISION. WAS THAT A WISE MOVE? OR FUN? >> FOR HIM IT WAS FUN, I GUESS. >> DID YOU SEE THAT? >> YEAH, I SAW A GLIMPSE OF IT. >> HOW DID YOU THINK ELTON JOHN DID WITH THE CIRCUMCISION? >> I THINK IT WAS A PRETTY GOOD ACTION FROM HIM, BEING THE FIRST TIME. >> IF IT WAS HIS FIRST TIME. >> IF IT WAS HIS FIRST TIME. TRUE, TRUE. BUT IT LOOKED AS HIS FIRST TIME, ANYWAY. >> I DON'T KNOW IF YOU SAW JOHN LENNON DID A TRIBUTE CONCERT FOR THE BABY. DID YOU KNOW HE WAS SUCH A GOOD XYLOPHONE PLAYER? >> I DON'T KNOW WHAT A XYLOPHZXY IS. >> DID YOU SEE -- THE BANJO, DID YOU KNOW HE WAS SUCH A WONDERFUL BANJO PLAYER? >> I DID, HE'S REALLY GOOD. >> WOULD YOU LIKE TO CONGRATULATE JOHN LENNON ON HIS WONDERFUL BANJO PLAYING? >> CONGRATULATIONS, JOHN LENNON, YOU'RE AMAZING. >> WELL DONE. >> THANK YOU, LADIES. >> ISN'T JOHN LENNON DEAD? >> RUDE. HE'S NOT THE BEST PERFORMER, BUT -- >> OKAY, I'M A TOURIST, YOU TRICKED ME. OH MY GOD. I'M TERRIBLE. I DIDN'T THINK. >> THAT'S ALL RIGHT, I'M NOT REALLY BRITISH. >> OH, YOU'RE REALLY GOOD. GOOD AT YOUR JOB.

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