Michelle Wolf Dares Trump to Attend White House Correspondents Dinner

>> Jimmy: HOW IS IT GOING? >> GREAT, GREAT. >> Jimmy: I LIKE THE PANTS. >> THANK YOU, THEY'RE HARD TO SIT IN. >> Jimmy: ARE THEY? >> THEY'RE STANDING PANTS. >> Jimmy: IF YOU WANT TO LAY ACROSS THE SEAT. >> THEY'RE STANDING PANTS. SITTING SHOES. STANDING PANTS. I PLANNED WELL. I DO, I REALLY HAVE TO THANK YOUR WARDROBE DEPARTMENT, BECAUSE, I WAS ON THE FLIGHT HERE FROM NEW YORK THIS MORNING. AND I REALIZED I DIDN'T PACK A BRA. YOU HAVE PROBABLY BEEN THERE. AND, I LIKE, THEY GOT ME ONE. WHICH WAS REALLY NICE. >> Jimmy: ONE OF MINE? >> IT IS. IT IS, SORRY. YOU CAN HAVE IT BACK. I PROBABLY DIDN'T STRETCH IT OUT. I WOKE UP FROM A SLEEP IN THE PLANE WHEN I REMEMBERED I FOREGO OUT. I WAS LIKE THE MOM IN HOME ALONE, KEVIN! >> Jimmy: DOES THAT HAPPEN TO YOU OFTEN? >> NO. WELL, I AM PRETTY GOOD AT PACKING, LIKE, WELL YOU KNOW, LIKE A STAND-UP. I TRAVEL ALL THE TIME. PRETTY GOOD. WHEN I FORGET. I REALLY FORGET. LIKE I WAS ON MY WAY, TAPED MY SPECIAL IN NEW YORK WHERE I LIVE. WALKING TO THE SPECIAL. WALKING IN WORKOUT CLOTHES. HAD MY BAG WITH ME. CHRIS ROCK CALLED ME TO BE LIKE, HEY, ARE YOU READY? YOU KNOW? LIKE JUST MAKE SURE IT IS A SPECIAL. MAKE SURE EVERYTHING IS SPECIAL. LIKE, EVEN LIKE YOUR SHOES ARE NEW, YOUR PANTS ARE NEW. EVEN, HAVE NEW UNDERWEAR. AND ON SAZ HE , HE SAID UNDERWEA DIDN'T PACK UNDERWEAR. >> Jimmy: I LIKE THE ADVICE. REALLY INTERESTING ADVICE. >> IT IS GRALT EAT ADVICE. >> Jimmy: FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL ADVICE. >> GOOD ADVICE TO GET TWO DAYS BEFORE. NOT DAY OF. >> Jimmy: NOT ON THE WAY. LATE ADVICE IS WHAT IT IS. YOU ARE HOSTING THE WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENTS DINNER WHICH IS, A BIG EVENT FOR THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW, TYPICALLY THE PRESIDENT WILL BE THERE, THIS PRESIDENT HAS DECIDED TO SIT THIS LAST ONE OUT. I THINK IS HE NOT COMING TO THIS EVENT? >> NO, HE IS NOT COMING. I GUESS, THE LOVELY SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS INSTEAD. NO, IT WILL BE GREAT. BUT, I WAS ACTUALLY LIKE THE FIRST THING I THOUGHT WHEN I HEARD THAT HE WASN'T GOING, BECAUSE YOU SIT ON THE DAIS, YOU SIT ON A DAIS, YOU EAT DINNER, AND THE FIRST THING I THOUGHT WAS LIKE, OH, THANK GOD I DON'T HAVE TO HEAR TRUMP EAT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] YOU KNOW HE DOESN'T CHEW WITH HIS MOUTH CLOSED. HE'S PROBABLY LIKE A REAL SMACKY EATER. LIKE A MOUTH BREATHER AT THE SAME TIME. >> Jimmy: TYPICALLY YOU WOULD BE SEATED NEXT TO THE FIRST LADY. THEN THE PRESIDENT DOESN'T REALLY DINE WITH THE, YOU HAVE GOT TO BE, WATCH THESE, TO SEE WHAT IS GOING ON, IT'S A VERY SPECIFIC CROWD THERE. >> I HAVE WATCHED A BUNCH OF THEM. WATCHED YOURS, IT WAS GREAT. I, BUT THEY ONLY HAVE ON YOUTUBE, THE CLIPS OF THE ACTUAL PERFORMANCES. I THOUGHT TOO MUCH ABOUT THE OTHER PARTS OF IT. >> Jimmy: ARE YOU READY FOR, WHAT IF TRUMP SHOWS UP LAST MINUTE. >> I DIDN'T CHANGE MY JOKES FROM WHEN I FOUND OUT HE WASN'T GOING TO WHEN HE WAS. IF HE DOES SHOW UP IT WOULD BE REAL FUN. >> Jimmy: OF COURSE MORE FUN. >> I WOULD LIKE TO LOOK HIM IN THE EYE. >> Jimmy: NOT AS MUCH FUN. YOU SHOULD DARE HIM TO DO IT. ONLY WAY YOU COULD GET HIM TO COME. >> I DARE YOU, YOU POOR LITTLE MAN. I'LL GIVE YOU $5 IF YOU COME. >> Jimmy: I WISH HE WOULD COME TOO. YOUR SHOW IS CALLED THE BREAK, THE BREAK. WHAT DOES THE BREAK MEAN? >> SO IT IS SORT OF JUST LIKE A BARACK BREAK FROM EVERYTHING GOING ON. JUST A FUNNY FIRST COMEDY FORWARD, JOKE, JOKES JOKES. >> Jimmy: NOT LIKE ANYTHING. >> NOT BREAKING ANYTHING. >> Jimmy: THERE ITS NOTHING TO BE SMASHED. >> NO. >> Jimmy: WHERE ARE YOU FROM ORIGINALLY? >> ORIGINALLY FROM HERSHEY, PENNSYLVANIA. >> ARE YOU? >> Jimmy: I USED, THAT USE THEED BE THE ONLY VACATION WE TOOK WHEN EE LIVED IN BROOKLYN, DRIVE TO HERSHEY PARK. >> WE WERE TERRIFIED OF NEW YORKERS, THEY CAME TO HERSHEY PARK, I DON'T KNOW, A NICE GETAWAY. BUT WE WERE TERRIFIED OF NEW YORKERS. I WORKED AT AN ITALIAN RESTAURANT ON THE HIGHWAY ON THE WAY OUT. EVERYONE WOULD STOP THERE AFTER, THE PARK, REAL, REAL, BAD FOOD. BUT LIKE ANY TIME A CAR OF NEW YORKERS WOULD PULL OUT. WE WOULD BE LIKE GET READY IT'S NEW YORKERS. IMMEDIATELY SIT DOWN. BREAD, WATER. PASTA. >> Jimmy: DID YOU GO TO THE PARK OFTEN? HERSHEY PARK FOR NOSE WHO DON'T KNOW. CHOCOLATE WONDERLAND. THE STREET LIGHTS, HERSHEY'S KISSES, CHOCOLATE OUT OF THE GARDEN HOSES AND WHATNOT? >> IT IS REAL HEALTHY. WE'RE ALL VERY FIT. USED TO GO TO THE PARK ALL THE TIME. LIKE A LITTLE LOOPHOLE. THE PARK CLOSES AT 10:30. BUT AT 10:00 YOU COULD SNEAK IN. THEY WOULD LET YOU IN AT 10:00. AND YOU CAN JUST, RUN TO THE NEAREST ROLLER COASTER, GET ON A ROLLER COASTER RIDE IT AS MANY TIMES. AND THEN LEAVE. WE REALLY JUST, JUST, WE WERE JUST SCAMMING THE SYSTEM T. >> Jimmy: RIGHT. WHEN YOU ARE LIVING IN HERSHEY, PENNSYLVANIA, ARE YOU JUST EATING CANDY AND CHOCOLATE ALL THE TIME? >> I MEAN, I DIDN'T REALLY LIKE CHOCOLATE GROWING UP. WHICH WAS SOMETHING I FRIED TO KEEP SECRET. >> Jimmy: WHAT A TERRIBLE POLICE TO GROW UP THEN. WHAT KIND OF A KID DOESN'T LIKE CHOCOLATE? >> I MEAN, A WEIRD ONE. YEAH, I REALLY LICORICE, BLACK LICORICE. >> Jimmy: WHAT ARE YOU 90? ? >> NEKO WAFERS? >> THE CHOCOLATE WAFERS. >> Jimmy: MY FAVORITE. >> GET PEPPERMINT. LICORICE. >> Jimmy: OTHER ONES ARE PAINT CHIPS. NOT FOOD. >> LIKE TUMS WITHOUT ANY MEDICAL BENEFITS. >> Jimmy: SURE THEY'LL BE HAPPY TO HEAR THAT. >> YEAH, YEAH. USE THAT IN YOUR COMMERCIALS, NEKO. >> Jimmy: DON'T HOLD BACK AT THE WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENT DINNER, TRUMP WALKS THROUGH THE DOOR. DARE HIM ONE MORE TIME. >> I WILL MAKE IT $10 IF YOU COME.

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