Mike Birbiglia Reveals That He Spilled Food at Jimmy Kimmels House

>> Jimmy: YOU CAN'T HAVE HER, BUT YEAH. SHE'S OURS. YOUR COMEDY BABY, IF YOU WILL, YOUR NETFLIX SPECIAL, IS VERY, VERY FUNNY. IT JUST PREMIERED, LIKE RIGHT NOW, THEY RELEASED IT AT MIDNIGHT ON NETFLIX. WHICH IS EXCITING, RIGHT? >> YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: THAT'S A BIG DEAL FOR YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> YEAH, OKAY! YEAH. THE TRAILER CAME OUT LAST WEEK. ON YOUTUBE. AND I MADE THE MISTAKE OF LOOKING AT THE FIRST COMMENT. [ LAUGHTER ] I GLANCED DOWN. >> Jimmy: UH-HUH, YEAH. >> SOMEONE HAD WRITTEN, THIS GUY'S REALLY LET HIMSELF GO. AND I JUST WANTED TO LIKE CREATE A FAKE ALIAS AND BE LIKE, NO HE HASN'T! HE'S ACTUALLY MAINTAINED ROUGHLY THE SAME WEIGHT! >> Jimmy: NO GOOD COMES FROM READING THAT STUFF. >> NO, NO. I WAS SO HURT BY IT. I FELT LIKE I NEVER SOLD MYSELF. I'M MIKE BIRBIGLIA AND I'M LOOKING GOOD! I WAS GOING TO TELL YOU. >> Jimmy: WHAT. >> I WAS GOING TO TELL YOU THE OTHER NIGHT YOU GUYS WERE NICE ENOUGH TO HAVE US OVER FOR DINNER. >> Jimmy: RIGHT. >> YOU MADE US FOOD. YOU MADE US -- JIMMY'S LIKE -- I DON'T KNOW IF PEOPLE REALIZE THIS. SOMETIMES YOU READ ARTICLES ABOUT CELEBRITIES, AND HE COOKS TOO. AND YOU DON'T REALLY BELIEVE IT. BUT YOU REALLY ARE AN AMAZING COOK. YOU MADE PIZZA -- >> Jimmy: THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> YOU'RE LIKE GEENA DAVIS WITH ARCHERY. LIKE SHE'S GOOD. SHE'S AN OLYMPIAN. AND A GREAT ACTRESS. >> Jimmy: I TAKE THAT AS A GREAT COMPLIMENT. >> YES. AND YOU MADE US, YOU KNOW, LIKE TURKEY MEATBALLS, PIZZA, IN A PIZZA OVEN, LASAGNA. AND IT WAS AMAZING AT THE END OF THE MEAL YOU WERE LIKE, DO YOU GUYS WANT SOME TO GO? AND MY WIFE WAS LIKE, OH NO. AND I WAS LIKE, OH, YEAH! I WAS ALL OVER. >> Jimmy: I APPRECIATED THAT ABOUT YOU. I HATE WHEN PEOPLE HAVE TO BE POLITE. I WANT PEOPLE TO TAKE FOOD HOME WHEN IT'S DONE. >> YOU HAVE TO-GO BOXES. AT YOUR HOUSE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I DO, YES. >> LIKE A RESTAURANT. LIKE THE JIMMY KIMMEL RESTAURANT. AT HIS HOUSE. AND THEN -- BUT YOU DON'T KNOW THIS. >> Jimmy: OH. WHAT HAPPENED? >> ON THE FRONT STEPS -- >> Jimmy: YEAH? >> CARRYING MY BABY IN ONE ARM AND THREE BOXES OF TURKEY MEATBALLS AND PIZZA AND LASAGNA. AND -- THEY TOPPLE ON YOUR FRONT STEPS. NOT ALL OF THEM. TWO OF THEM MADE IT. I ATE THEM THE NEXT DAY. THE TURKEY MEATBALLS IN SAUCE EXPLODED ON YOUR FRONT STEPS. AND MY WIFE GOES, DO SOMETHING! SWEAR TO GOD. AND I GET DOWN, I DON'T KNOW IF THE CAMERAS WILL FOLLOW THIS. I'M PUSHING THE MEATBALLS INTO THE BUSHES. [ LAUGHTER ] AND MY WIFE SAYS, THERE CAN'T BE EVIDENCE! I TAKE THE MEATBALLS AND PUT THEM BACK IN THE BOX. AND I PACK THEM UP AND WE GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE. YOU KNOW, YOU WASH THEM OFF AND THEY'RE FINE. [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? THEY'RE MEATBALLS. IT OCCURRED TO ME, DON'T TELL JIMMY. DON'T TELL JIMMY THIS HAPPENED. OR, YOU GUYS WATCHED IT ON THE SECURE CAMERA. >> Jimmy: OH, I BET I HAVE THAT. IMAGINE THE COMMENTS YOU'RE GOING TO GET ON THE YOUTUBE SECTION. I'M GOING TO LOOK FOR THAT.

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