The Gist of Donald Trumps Press Conference

IMPORTANT PROTEST GOT LOST BECAUSE THE PRESIDENT DECIDED TO HOLD AN IMPROMPTU PRESS CONFERENCE, AND IT WAS A SIGHT TO SEE. IT REMINDED ME OF SOMETHING YOU'D SEE BEFORE A PAY-PER-VIEW BOXING EVENT. I GUESS HE DID IT BECAUSE HE'S MAD AND WANTED TO BLOW OFF SOME STEAM. THE TONE OF THE PRESS CONFERENCE WAS LIKE IF YOUR DAD FOUND A PACK OF CIGARETTES UNDER YOUR MATTRESS. HE WAS MAD. TALKED FOR AN HOUR AND 17 MINUTES, WHICH IS MORE THAN HE'S SPOKEN TO MELANIA ALL THIS YEAR, THE WHOLE YEAR. COVERED A LOT OF SUBJECTINGS, SO WE BOILED IT DOWN SO YOU CAN GET THE GIST. ♪ ♪ >> THE WHOLE RUSSIAN THING, THAT'S A RUSE. THE GREATEST THING I COULD DO IS SHOOT THAT SHIP THAT'S 30 MILES OFF SHORE RIGHT OUT OF THE WATER. EVERYONE IN THIS COUNTRY IS GOING TO SAY, OH, IT'S SO GREAT. YOU KNOW WHAT URANIUM? NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST. HILLARY CLINTON DID A RESET, WITH THIS STUPID PLASTIC BUTTON, THAT MADE US ALL LOOK LIKE JERKS. IT'S ALL FAKE NEWS. IT'S ALL FAKE NEWS. I'M CHANGING IT FROM FAKE NEWS, THOUGH. >> DOESN'T THAT UNDERMINE -- >> GO AHEAD. WHERE ARE YOU FROM? >> BBC. >> THERE'S ANOTHER BEAUTY. I WANT TO FIND A FRIENDLY REPORTER. >> NOT GOOD. >> NOT GOOD. >> NOT GOOD. >> NOT GOOD. >> OKAY, SIT DOWN I UNDERSTAND THE REST OF YOUR QUESTION. >> ARE YOU GOING TO INCLUDE THE CONGRESSIONAL BLACK CAUCUS -- >> I WOULD. DO YOU WANT TO SET UP THE MEETING? >> NO, NO. >> ARE THEY FRIENDS OF YOURS? >> THE LEAST RACIST PERSON. I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M A POLITICIAN. I'M THE LEAST ANTI-SEMIC PERSON YOU'VE EVER SEEN IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE. I DO GET GOOD RATINGS, YOU HAVE TO ADMIT THAT. I WON. DONALD TRUMP RANTS -- I'M NOT RANTING AND RAVING. THIS ADMINISTRATION IS RUNNING LIKE A FINE-TUNED MACHINE. WOW, THERE YOU GO. THAT WAS ONE DAY. THAT WAS TODAY, THIS MORNING. YOU KNOW IT'S A BAD PRESS CONFERENCE WHEN ASSUMING ALL BLACK PEOPLE KNOW EACH OTHER

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