The Golden State Worrier

MUSIC FROM TRACED A KINS. AND FROM THE NEW NBA CHAMPION GOLDEN STATE WARRIORS DRAYMOND GREEN IS HERE WITH US. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] DRAYMOND'S TEAM THE WARRIORS IS A GREAT TEAM. THOSE WHO FOLLOW BASKETBALL KNOW THEY DON'T HAVE AN OFFICIAL MASCOT. MOST TEAMS HAVE ONE BUT THE WARRIORS DON'T. SO ONE OF OUR WRITERS, GARY, MADE IT HIS MISSION TO COME UP WITH A MASCOT FOR THEM. THE OTHER DAY WE SPRAY PAINTED HIM GOLD AND HE DID THIS. ♪ ♪ >> Jimmy: THAT WAS THE GOLDEN SKATER FOR GOLDEN STATE. NEEDLESS TO SAY IT DIDN'T CATCH ON. GARY IS DEBUTING A NEW AND HE THINKS IMPROVED TEAM MASCOT. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER FOR THE GOLDEN STATE WORRIER! [ SIRENS ] >> IT'S TOO LOUD! TOO LOUD! >> Jimmy: WHAT? >> I FEEL THIS IS DISTURBING MY EAR EARDRUMS, IT'S HURTING. STOP CLAPPING! >> Jimmy: EVERYBODY STOP CLAPPING. THEY STOPPED ALREADY BY THE WAY. YOU DIDN'T NEED TO TELL THEM TO STOP, THEY STOPPED ALMOST IMMEDIATELY. ANYTHING YOU WANT TO SAY? >> YAY WARRIORS! WE'RE THE CHAMPIONS! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] BUT I'M WORRIED ABOUT NEXT YEAR. WHAT -- WHAT IF STEPH CURRY GETS INJURED IN THE OFFSEASON? WHAT IF KEVIN DURANT MISSES OKLAHOMA CITY AND HE MOVES BACK? WHAT IF DRAYMOND'S MOM WON'T LET HEM PLAY NEXT YEAR? OH MY GOD, I'M GETTING A RASH! LOOK AT THIS! DOES THIS LOOK CONTANK JUS? I THINK IT'S SHINGLES! OH MY GOD! 1 IN 3 PEOPLE ARE GOING TO GET SHINGLES AND I'VE ALREADY HAD IT TWICE! >> Jimmy: THAT'S TERRIBLE. THAT IS A BASKETBALL YARMULKE YOU HAVE PAINTED ON YOUR HEAD? >> YES, IT IS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: JUST TO CLARIFY FOR THE AUDIENCE, YOU HELP ME WITH THIS. YOU ARE THE GOLDEN STATE WORRIER BECAUSE YOU WORRY A LOT? THAT'S WHAT THIS IS? >> WHY? DOES THIS BIT NOT MAKE SENSE? IT DOESN'T, DOES IT? I THOUGHT IT WAS SO GREAT WHEN I PITCHED IT. BUT NOW I'M JUST WORRIED THAT IT'S STUPID AND NOBODY LIKES IT. OH MY GOD. AM I FIRED? >> Jimmy: NO, YOU'RE NOT FIRED. >> I'M FIRED, AREN'T I! >> Jimmy: YOU'RE NOT FIRED. >> HOW AM I GOING TO PAY FOR MY MOTHER'S HOSPITAL PILL BILLS IF SHE EVER GOES TO THE HOSPITAL? >> Jimmy: I DON'T THINK YOU NEED TO WORRY ABOUT IT BUT I THINK WE'RE DONE WITH THIS NOW. WE'VE GOT AND IT WE'VE EXPERIENCED IT. >> I'LL SEE MYSELF OUT. >> Jimmy: OKAY. THE GOLDEN STATE WORRIER! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] WHAT HE DOES IS HE WORRIES ABOUT THE TEAM.

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