Cast of Avengers Infinity War Reveals Least Trustworthy Avenger

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Jimmy Kimmel Live

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HAVE ANY OF YOU SEEN THE MOVIE IN ITS ENTIRETY? >> NOPE. >> NO. >> NO ONE HAS SEEN IT, RIGHT? >> I BARELY READ THE SCRIPT. >> Jimmy: EVEN YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT? WOW. BUT YOU KNOW THE WHOLE SCRIPT, RIGHT? >> YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: YOU DO? >> YOU KNOW THE WHOLE SCRIPT? OH, THAT'S NICE. >> YOU TELL US. >> I READ IT TOO. >> YOU READ THE WHOLE SCRIPT? >> THEY DIDN'T WANT ME TO READ IT. THEN I HARASSED THE PRODUCERS, THE DIRECTOR. I SAID I REALLY NEED TO READ IT. I REALLY NEED TO READ IT. AND THEN THEY GAVE TO IT ME ON AN iPAD. SOY READ IT. BUT NOW I THINK A LOT OF PEOPLE DIDN'T READ THE SCRIPT. I'M NOT SURE IF I READ THE FAKE ONE OR THE REAL ONE. >> I READ THAT SCRIPT FIVE TIMES. AND I KEPT GOING YOU KNOW WHAT? THEY SAID NO, NO, NO, YOU READ THE FAKE ONE. SO FINALLY THEY PUT ME IN A ROOM. AND I'M DYSLEXIC. AND I SAT DOWN WITH THIS iPAD CALLED CODE RED. >> I'VE SEEN ONE. >> EXACTLY. I'M READING THIS THING AND I GET TO THE END OF IT. AND I RING UP JOE RUSSO. YOU HAVE THE SAME ENDING WHEN YOU READ ANOTHER FIGHT ONE. AT THAT POINT I HAD GIVEN UP 24 HOURS OF MY LIFE TO READING A SCRIPT THAT I WAS NEVER GOING TO MAKE. >> Jimmy: THAT'S ANNOYING. BUT IMAGINE HOW ANNOYING IT IS FOR THE WRITERS WITH WRITING A FAKE SCRIPT THAT NO ONE SEVER GOING TO USE. THEY HAVE TO SIT DOWN AND BANG IT OUT AND MAKE IT BELIEVABLE FOR NOTHING. >> I HAVE AN ADMISSION TO MAKE. AND I WANTED TO DO IT AS KIND OF A FORMAL APOLOGY. WHEN WE HAD THE LONG SETUPS BETWEEN THOSE, I WAS WRITING FAKE SCRIPTS. >> IT WAS YOU! >> Jimmy: AND UPLOADING THEM? >> AS A GOOD COMPANY MAN THEY INDOCTRINATED ME TO THE POINT WHERE I WAS LIKE MANCHURIAN CANDIDATE. THEY SAID MY FIRST, MIDDLE AND LAST NAME AND DID WHATEVER THEY WANTED. >> Jimmy: WHO AMONG YOU IS LEAST TRUSTWORTHY WHEN IT COMES TO THE SECRETS? >> OH MY GOD, EVEN THE AUDIENCE. >> I HEARD THAT. I HEARD THAT RUMOR TOO. >> DID YOU TELL THEM WHAT HAPPENS? >> SO THE END OF THE MOVIE, I DON'T KNOW. >> SNITCHES GET -- >> THE AMERICAN VERSION OF THAT, EVEN THOUGH WE LOVE YOUR BRITISH ACCENT IS SNITCHES GET STITCHES, RIGHT? NO BRITCHES. >> BRITCHES! >> I HAD HEARD THE RUMOR ABOUT THE FAKE SCRIPT STUFF. AND I WAS READING WHAT I THOUGHT WAS A FAKE SCRIPT BECAUSE SPIDER-MAN IS IN SPACE. SO I DIDN'T FINISH IT. BUT I FOUND OUT IT WAS REAL! >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: I'VE SEEN 20 MINUTES OF THE MOVIE. AND IT IS FANTASTIC, BY THE WAY. AND I'M NOT EXAGGERATING TO APPEASE ANYBODY. IT IS ABSOLUTELY GREAT. LIKE 20 MINUTES. [ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT I CAN SAY. I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO REACT TO WHAT TOM JUST SAID THERE. I REALLY DON'T. >> WHAT DID I JUST SAY? >> YOU SAID SPIDER-MAN IS IN SPACE. >> OH, THAT THING, RIGHT. YEAH. IT'S REALLY AWESOME. >> MEN IN BLACK, EVERY 20 SECONDS, WE JUST WIPE HIM. HE IS VERY YOUNG. [ LAUGHTER ] >> WE CAN GET HIM AND RUFFALO TOGETHER, IT'S LIKE THE PERFECT STORM. >> THEY PUT US TWO IN AN INTERVIEW TOGETHER THE OTHER DAY IN CHINA. AND I THINK THE ONLY REASON WAS SO THEY COULD CONTROL THE SOURCE. SO RUFFALO AND I WERE IN THE SAME PLACE, IF THERE WAS ONE LEAK, THEY HAD TO WIPE ONE. >> HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN THE FIRST IRONMAN MOVIE CAME OUT? >> I WOULD HAVE BEEN 11, 12. >> Jimmy: SO YOU'RE RIGHT IN THAT WHEEL. DID YOU GO SEE IT? >> I HATED IT! [ LAUGHTER ] NO, I WAS FIRST IN LINE. I WAS FIRST IN LINE. >> Jimmy: IS THAT TRUE? >> MARVEL HAS BEEN SUCH A MASSIVE PART OF MY LIFE. AND IT'S NOW CHANGE MID LIFE. >> Jimmy: SURE. SO IT'S BEEN A REAL ROLLER COASTER. AND A LOT TO GET USED TO. BUT THESE GUYS, IT'S AMAZING WORKING WITH THESE GUYS. I ALWAYS GET REALLY CHOKED UP ABOUT THIS. >> Jimmy: WHO GIVES YOU GUIDANCE? DOES ROBERT GIVE YOU GUIDANCE? >> NOT ANYMORE. LOOK, CLEARLY, HE IS HIS OWN MAN NOW. I DON'T WANT TO BE BITTER ABOUT IT. I DON'T WANT TO PIVOT ON THIS, WHAT CAN YOU TELL US ABOUT "AVATAR"? >> Jimmy: THAT'S A REALLY GOOD QUESTION. [ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ] >> I CAN'T SAY MUCH, OKAY? BECAUSE JIM IS PROBABLY SOMEWHERE. >> CAMERON, YEAH. >> WIPE ME OUT. >> WHEN WE WERE SHOOTING THE VERY FIRST "AVATAR," WHICH I JUST MENTIONED TO YOU DURING THE COMMERCIAL BREAK WE WERE SHOEING IN PLAYA VISTA IN THIS LITTLE AREA IN LOS ANGELES. AND THEY WERE SHOOTING IRONMAN IN THE LOT RIGHT NEXT TO US. AND I WOULD WALK OVER TO HIS LOT BECAUSE THEY HAD BETTER CATERING. >> Jimmy: THAT'S BECAUSE THEY TAKE LIKE 13 YEARS TO MAKE A MOVIE. THEY HAVE TO FEED PEOPLE FOR A FULL GENERATION. >> THEY GOT BETTER SINCE THEN. >> Jimmy: DIDN'T JIM CAMERON, I HOPE I'M NOT CONFUSION HIM WITH SOMEBODY ELSE. DIDN'T HE SAY HE HOPES THIS WEEK HE HOPES THIS MARVEL MANIA GOES AWAY AND DIES DOWN? DIDN'T WASN'T HE ADMINISTRATIONADMINISTRATION I -- WISHING? DIDN'T HE PUT A POX ON YOU. >> I CAN TELL A, YOU'RE MISINFORMED AS USUAL. B, HE WAS PROBABLY MISQUOTED. C, I WANT TO BE IN A JIM CAMERON MOVIE. AND I THINK I JUST MIGHT. [ APPLAUSE ] >> AS A MATTER OF FACT, TOM AND I ARE LOOKING FOR A TWO-HANDER, JIM. . >> Jimmy: WELL, WHO ISN'T REALLY IF YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT IT. >> ALL RIGHT. AND HERE WE ARE. >> Jimmy: SO YOU GUYS CAN'T BE TRUSTED. YOU WERE NOT ENTRUSTED WITH ANY PART OF THE MOVIE THROUGHOUT THE MAKING OF THIS THING. THE WHOLE THING -- WHICH IS GREAT, BECAUSE IT WILL BE A SURPRISE TO YOU WHEN YOU GO IN THE THEATER. DO YOU ALL SURVIVE THE FILM? ARE THERE CHARACTERS THAT DON'T MAKE IT? IT IS A WAR. EVERYONE COMES OUT, IT'S NOT THAT BELIEVABLE. >> YEAH. >> MOVING ON. >> YOU ACTUALLY JUST GOT A