Cousin Sal at the 2017 LA Marathon

WITH THE STARS. YESTERDAY ANOTHER MAJOR PARTING COMPETITION THROUGH HOLLYWOOD, L.A. THEIR TMARATHON? ANYONE IN OUR AUDIENCE RUN IN THE L.A. MARATHON? NO, OF COURSE NOT. WE DON'T ATTRACT THAT TYPE. THE L.A. MARATHON IS MORE DIFFICULT THAN MARATHONS IN OTHER CITIES, WE DON'T CLOSE THE STREETS HERE. SINCE TRAFFIC IS STOPPED ANY WAY. WE RUN ON TOP OF THE CARS. THE RACE STARTED AT DODGER STADIUM. USUALLY, SOMEONE RUNNING FROM DODGER STADIUM, THEY MADE THE MISTAKE OF ROOTING FOR THE OTHER TEAM. IN THIS CASE, MARATHON. STARTED AT DODGERS STADIUM. ENDED IN SANTA MONICA. 25,000 RUNNERS DOWN HOLLYWOOD BOULEVARD. RIGHT PAST THE FRONT DOORS OF THE STUDIO. MY COUSIN SALVOLUNTEERED ED REPRESENT US, PROVIDING NOURISHMENT AND ENCOURAGEMENT TO RUNNERS PASSING BY. THANK YOU, JIMMY. HERE AT MILE 11, L.A. MARATHON. TENS OF THOUSANDS OF PARTICIPANTS ARE ON HAND. MANY HERE FOR THE GLORY. OTHERS FOR HAM. GET YOUR HONEY-BAKED HAM HERE. WHO WANTS SOME? THIS CAME FROM A VERY ATHLETIC PIG. >> THERE YOU GO. >> OH, COME ON. >> THIS IS GROCER THAN I THOUGHT. >> TAKE THE WHOLE THING. MAKING ME SICK. >> OH, LOOK AT THAT. GREAT. ALL YOURS. COTTON CANDY HERE. PURE SUGAR. WHO WANTS A BITE? GIRL. BOY. GIRL. BOY OR GIRL? I HOPE YOU GOT YOUR FLU SHOT. A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE BEEN BITING FROM THAT. >> AREN'T YOU JIMMY KIMMEL'S COUSIN, SAL? >> I AM. >> YOU WANT SOME CANDY. >> COTTON CANDY. >> I THINK I AM IN LOVE. >> FOOTBALL. HUT, HUT, HIKE! >> WHOA! >> YEAH. OH. >> CATCH UP TO IT. >> OH. >> DO A HOOK ON TWO. SET, HIKE. TURN. TURN. TURN. >> YEAH! WHOA. >> GOOD GRAB. >> TAKE A WHACK AT THE DONKEY PINATA, WHO WANTS A WHACK? >> OOH, COME ON, GET IN THERE. >> OH. GO GET IT. WATER, GO GET IT. WHO WANTS A BLOWOUT? GOOD. GOOD. GOOD. >> BEAUTIFUL. YOU ARE READY NOW. GO. GO. YOU WANT TO LOOK GOOD. OKAY. GO. WIN. WIN. WIN. >> COME ON. >> THANKS. THAT WILL BE $35. PLUS TIP. WHOO. LOT OF LICE IN THIS BRUSH. TON OF LICE IN THIS BRUSH. LOOK, I FOUND RICHARD SIMMONS. I FOUND RICHARD SIMMONS. HE IS ALL YOURS. TAKE HIM. DO ME A FAVOR. TAKE RICHARD TO A SAFE PLACE. GO, GO, TAKE HIM. >> COME ON, RICHARD! >> YOU AND RICH! >> WHO DOESN'T LOVE CRAB LEGS? GET YOUR CRAB LEGS HERE. GET YOUR CRAB LEGS. CRAB LEG, SIR. STRAIGHT FROM THE L.A. RIVER. YOU'LL LIKE IT. THERE YOU GO. >> ALL RIGHT. >> TAKE A BITE. TAKE A BITE. TAKE A BITE. >> THAT'S YOURS. >> FRESH SOCKS HERE. TRADE IN YOUR OLD SOCKS FOR NEW ONES. >> DO YOU HAVE SOCKS? >> SWITCH OUT YOUR SOCKS? >> RIGHT NOW. >> OKAY. >> COME ON IN, HURRY. HURRY IF YOU WANT TO WIN THIS THING. THERE YOU GO. THANK YOU. I'LL TAKE THOSE. WE HAVE A DEAL. >> ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU. >> OLD SOCKS. WHO WANTS SOME OLD SOCKS. MA'AM. ALL RIGHT. THERE YOU GO. >> OLD SOCKS.

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