Hey Youtube It's time for me to complain about YouTube, again...I, I, I KNOW.. Can someone just stop YouTube from theirselves? I feel like YouTube is like a toddler, Playing with knives and you, let's just take the knife away from that baby. Stop- stop doing... STOP. Now if you don't know what I'm talking about, you probably don't know what I'm talking about; Because it doesn't affect you in any way possible so literally you can click away the video right now. I MEAN NO! IT MATTERS DAMMIT! I don't know if you noticed this. This has been a problem for a very long time: Number one: YouTube unsubbing you from a channel even though you didn't unsub; Number two: Videos not appearing for the person you subscribed to. 'member, 'member the Sub Feed? 'member when that was a thing? This is what we get now we get the Recommended where's the fucking Sub Feed? Oh it's there........ No one clicks on it. Now, I used to be subscribed to h3h3 and I was like why am I not seeing their videos. Well I'm unsubscribed for some reason... WHY? A channel that I've actually watched like, regularly why would I be unsubscribed? And then channels I haven't touched in fucking years I'm still subscribed to. HOW DOES THAT MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE? Now you may have noticed that my channel is dying okay? Let's just get that out of the way. Okay, my channel is... It's going down It's going down hard. If you're still here you need to get the fuck out Cuz' it's not going to be pretty from now on. I'm using reverse psychology. Please stay I clearly fucking need you. Well basically, when I was, uh, doing the daily vlogs I noticed how Really poorly they performed. I was really surprised by this Cause generally vlogs do really well and last year I did them And uh They were fine. But I noticed Like Some videos didn't even get two million views. I know Didn't even get two million But that's really bad for me That's unheard of for me For the last Four years, probably Three, four years So, for that to happen I must be really doing badly To my standards They're pretty high So I'm like, well I guess people don't like the vlogs. But it was weird because all the comments were really supportive and really appreciative But I could tell that people just weren't clicking on them So I, you know, we started doing this click bait joke Just to kind of draw people in "I filmed all day but I got no, I got no interesting title." "I got hit by my own car." "Hit by my own car?" "You gotta get a good frame in!" "And that's how you make a YouTube video." And honestly, like, a reason why I I made this video where I said I'm quitting the vlogs Part of it was because I thought no one liked them I thought that people didn't enjoy them and that's why Uh, and it's already adding all this stress So I was like, well it's not worth it if, you know, people don't like the content I'm making We're putting all this effort into it and, and we're too stressed out and too busy And uh It was really a, a rough time for me Now I figured out It's because YouTube changed They changed how you view videos I asked YouTube, respectful I wrote a really nice polite email And YouTube said, "Lol, we don't know whats happening." HMMM Can someone stop YouTube from themself please All I want is that the people that subscribe to me Get to watch my videos I don't give a shit about whatever else you do Okay But that seems like the core foundation of pretty much the most simple Fucking thing that you need to do Oh, and don't unsub me from channels that I'm watching Now what you can do! You can double subscribe now Hey, what a great idea Let's make the subscribtion fucking useful-less Now they gotta double subscribe So, uh, hey 49 million people that I collected over, over six years of hard work Hey, could you do me another favour? That would be, it would be great Just click on that little bell there And then just be like saved Not on H3's channel On my, on my channel Bell me bro! Welcome, I hope you enjoyed the video Drop a bell if you liked! Is that what I'm gonna have to do now? So what they're doing instead is that they're recommending videos About people you don't give a shit about You get recommended whatever the fuck is on the trending tab Sorry Zoella, but I don't care what's in your bag, okay? Your subscribers do I am sure But keep that shit away from me, okay? As far away as possible, thank you I feel like I wanna work at YouTube and just tell them how to do shit I wanna just be like Hey Hey everyone Stop Just stop Just, you can go home Hey, I got a crazy idea How about we How 'bout we just put back the subscriber feed, how 'bout that? The thing that we had since the beginning, that fucking thing that seems to be working just fine What I think really is why YouTube is so great Is the relationship or, Iike, you watch someone on a more personal level I don't think you guys come back just to watch some Swedish retard for a few minutes like, maybe, *emotional piano music* you care about me, and you care about what I'm doing At least that's what I like to think That is happening at least But it seems YouTube wants to promote all these random ass fucking videos That you don't give a shit about That's what they want to promote instead Instead of you getting these videos of the persons that you choose to subscribe to and that you really enjoy Entertainment that you really enjoy consuming And really what this does, this change does is that It makes the problem of YouTube having too much clickbait Get even more clickbait Because 'Top Five videos' or 'Top Ten videos' These fuckin' retarded ass videos Like, videos that have nothing to do with personality Has nothing to do with content Just has a really great title and a really great thumbnail Ten million views and six days ago It is really upsetting how they did this change They won't explain what happened, properly, to anyone It's not just me but a lot of YouTubers are noticing this And the fact that I It added just a huge amount of stress when I was already like, filming a show for YouTube Uhmm It's really fuckin' sad and really discouraging I find that a lot of people that work with YouTube Almost anyone Have no idea what it is like to work on YouTube As a content creator As, ahh, someone who's built this for years and really cared about it It's, it feels like a kick in the face when they make changes and don't tell anyone about it 'Cause this site means so much to YouTubers Like me and everyone else, it's not just me Uhm It means the world to us It's something that we worked really, really hard on and I I don't think they understand I don't think they will ever get it if you say why this is such a big problem They never made a YouTube video They, I don't know, I imagine, like, that a lot of people that I work with on YouTube They think we're just Fuckin' record for fifteen minutes and that's it, you know? It's a lot of work I know it's like a meme that YouTube isn't a job, or whatever And in a lot of ways, no it fuckin' isn't I used to work at a nightclub working night shifts and fuckin' That was pretty fun actually But, regardless, I know what it's like to have a shitty job and YouTube by far, by far, is the hardest job I have ever had and I've ever, ever had And guaranteed will ever have Because every successful YouTuber put their heart and soul into this And we know our channels We know if something is wrong and if something has changed I check my videos every single day when I wake up and if something is different and off I would know about it The only reason I didn't know about it was because I was so busy when I was in LA That I couldn't even have time to do anything I couldn't check these sort of things so I thought it was my fault And like I said, this is not just affecting me, It's affecting other YouTubers and creators that you care about YouTube is tryna' kill my channel It is happening It's clear if you watch my analytics It's all going down there and I think my videos are better I think they're really funny and it seems that you guys enjoy them as well So it's a shame that it's going in this direction I'm not gonna let YouTube win I see how it is, it's because I have so many subscribers They're tryna kill my channel This is all a conspiracy! YouTube wants to kill my channel It's because I'm always complaining to them I don't have family friendly content I clickbait too much, huh, is that it? It all makes sense YouTube wants my channel gone They want someone else on top Someone really, extremely, cancerous Like Lilly Sings I'm white Can I make that comment? But I do think that's a problem And I'm not gonna let YouTube win I'm not gonna let YouTube defeat me So I've decided The only way to stop my channel from dying I know you're gonna think I'm joking right now But I'm gonna delete my channel I swear to you At 50 million subs, when we hit 50 million A huge landmark coming up A huge deal, never been done before, no-one's even close I am deleting my channel And meanwhile remember to bing that button! Bing it! Bing that button! Do it! Bing it! Well, I hope this video had a decent enough purpose I'm sorry it was a little rambly I was supposed to shoot something else today I will delete my channel once Pewdiepie hits 50 million I think it's gonna be pretty fun, I'm excited to delete my channel And start fresh With a new shitty channel probably I won't quit YouTube, I'll just delete the channel Leave a like if you enjoyed Bell me hard and I'll fuck you later