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- AMAZING. - SO HOT. - GOT LIKE FOUR STARS SOMEWHERE. - I HEARD IT GOT SIX STARS, WHICH IS, LIKE, IMPOSSIBLE. - OH, MY GOD. LET'S TAKE A PICTURE. - LET'S TAKE A PICTURE RIGHT NOW. OH, MY GOD, HERE WE GO. [camera snaps] - OH, MY GOD, I'M MAKING A FACE. - OH, MY GOD, I'M, LIKE, ONE BIG NOSE. DELETE IT. - EW, DELETE IT. - [scoffs] [camera snaps] - EW. - WHAT AM I DOING? I'M GROSS. - HOW COME I LOOK LIKE AN ORCA WHALE? - DELETE IT. - DELETE IT. [gun fires, screaming] - ON THE GROUND. - OH, MY GOD. WE'RE GETTING ROBBED. - OH, MY GOD, OH, MY GOD, OH, MY GOD, OH, MY-- OH, MY GOD, WHAT'S MY EYE DOING? - EW, I LOOK LIKE I'M 40. DELETE IT. - OH, MY GOD. - LET'S GET OUT OF HERE, BUT DELETE IT. - GET DOWN! DOWN! [camera snaps] - OH, MY GOD, I LOOK LIKE SOMEBODY UNWRAPPED A MUMMY. - GOD, I LOOK LIKE A FIVE-YEAR-OLD DREW ME. - TOTALLY DELETE IT. - DELETE IT. - DELETE IT. - RIGHT? - FREEZE! [gunshots] - EW, I TOTALLY LOOK LIKE CLOVERFIELD. - DID I JUST HAVE A STROKE OR SOMETHING? both: DELETE IT. - RIGHT? - YEAH. [gun fires] - L-LADIES, CAN YOU JUST SHOW ME THE PICTURE YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT, PLEASE? - OH, IT'S LIKE-- - YEAH, STOP. GREAT, RIGHT THERE. [laughs] THAT'S GREAT. G-GRADY, WE GOT A CLEAR SHOT OF THE PERPETRATOR. HE'S HOLDING A SHOTGUN AND EVERYTHING. WAI-WAIT, WAIT, WHERE'D THE PICTURE GO? - WE DELETED IT. - GROSS. - WHAT? - I HAD CHILDBIRTH FACE. - YEAH, IT LOOKED LIKE MY GRANDMOTHER HAVING AN ORGASM. - DELETE IT. - DELETE IT. - GRADY, BOOK THESE IDIOTS FOR DESTROYING EVIDENCE. - OW. EW. WHY ARE YOU BEING SO "MANHANDLY"? - I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. WHY ARE WE EVEN-- WE WERE THE HEROES OF THE EVENING. - RIDICULOUS. - WE STOPPED THE PERPETRATOR. NOW WE'RE BEING ARRESTED? - CAN WE PLEASE-- OH, MY GOD, THESE COPS SHOULD BE ARRESTED. - THIS IS A MISCARRIAGE OF JUSTICE, THE ENTIRE TH-- [both gasp] - WHAT? NO [bleep] WAY. - OH, MY GOD, YOU CANNOT-- - DELETE IT. - YOU CANNOT ARREST ME WITH THAT PICTURE. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? - DELETE IT. - I WAS BLINKING. THIS IS RIDICULOUS. - DELETE IT. - DELETE IT RIGHT NOW. DELETE IT. YOU MUST DELETE THIS PHOTO. - DELETE IT. NO. - DELETE IT. I'M NOT LEAVING UNTIL HE DELETES IT. - HE HAS A PICTURE OF US. DELETE IT. - I'M NOT LEAVING UNTIL HE-- YOU GOTTA DELETE IT! YOU'VE GOTTA DELETE IT. - JUST DELETE IT. - YOU HAVE TO DELETE THIS PIC-- - DELETE IT!