I slept in the Nether in Minecraft Part 5





H O W S I T G O I N G A M E R S ? iT's gAmiNg wEeK sUpReme That's right, We're continuing Minecraft And Joergen is back I had to make some adjustments- but the sheep is back too Hello Sheep *Wolf bark* epiC Joergen, I swear to God Stop escaping! WHY DOEs he dO thiS? So a lot of you were saying that I can make like a lasso or leash or something? I will! But apparently I need a Slime So, we're gonna go find some epic Slime No- We're gonna go back to the pirate ship We have a lot of epic stuff to do today, But everyone kept saying: "Uh, thErE miGhT bE aNoTheR tREasUre mAp iN thE piRaTe shiP!" Okay, I'll go back. I'll go back gamers. Gamers speak - I listen. Vote PewDiePie. *Applause* 2020 gamer- imagine a society run by gamers! Alright, Joergen I swear to God I'm gonna go off. Why is it white there? Oh God damn it, it keeps happening Alright, so if I save and I go back, he should be there. Yeah. Okay- So it was a glitch! *Angel choir* And that was a glitch too! Everyone was like: "oH, hOw cAn u nOt uNdErstAnD iT wAs a gliTcH??" Oh, I'm sorry the game that has been out for nine years, still has basic glitches in it..? Oh god, it's getting dark! No, I can't do this! *Pitched voice* AHHH! Hey, sugar! *Quietly* I'll take it. *Normal voice* We're gonna make cake bros Oh- Sorry. I think if we goooo along sea shore we should find the ship. Oh God, CREEPERS! It's fine gamers. I'm not afraid. God this is a terrible idea Oh God... There's monsters everywhere, Joergen. but as long as you're close to me, We'll be okay, Joergen Okay, there it is. Found it. Oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god Oh perfect, we'll put Joergen on uhh... the plateau. Stay! Stay! Thank you. So apparently it's really rare to find a pirate ship In like Above the water ...Someone said? I don't know. People can tell me anything. But I'm supposed to look for a treasure map. Oh God, I'm drowning! God damn, I'm bad at this game! *laughs* *Pitched voice* WHAT!? WHAAAT? NANI DESUKA?! WHAAAT *Ad voice* W H A T? *Normal voice* If there's a treasure map on this boat I'll find it So why can't I not breathe under water? The easiest way to find it is maybe going down....? I CAN'T BREATHE THAT LONG! >:( I'm not a fish! Where is- That- I bet you guys are trolling me again. God, this is taking forever. Come on, It's so obvious that that was it. It's the only part that goes down, too. Alright, after mining uh, the whole thing all night I have deduced that there is no... ...treasure map. ThAnKs gAmErS -For nothing!- It's fine we have other stuff to do. It doesn't matter. It wasn't even important. Let's get out of this place, Joergen. Whoa! Dolphins, that's EPIC! Hey sheep, we're back. Wow. What an adventure. Go in Joergen. Go in. Thank you. โ™ซ I got the horses in the back โ™ซ Dark wood. How- Where did he?! Oh God it happened again. Alright. We may not have gotten a treasure map, But at least we got a dark door *Laughs* Yeah, look at that beautiful carpet. It looks so nice now, I know, I know I know. Well, well, well, okay. Step 2. Get Gucci pants ๐Ÿ‘– Alright, who's the Gucci man? You're the Gucci man? Why? By the way, I might steal that. Looking for a Gucci guy. WHERE'S THE GUCCI GUY?? God dammit, this is such a failure What are you doing? Maybe I give him stuff I hate them- I want them to die They're gonna pay for this. I can make leather horse armor? ๐”€๐“ฑ๐“๐“๐“๐“๐“๐“๐“ฃ? *Ad* You never played Tuber Simulat- I can make armor for - oh my god, I can make armor, For For Joergen!!! Joergen! Look, I have a present for you Oh, you're dark at night? Let's lit you up. Cyoot! Shut up, shut up, everyone quiet Joergen, this is a special moment: You are getting leather armor. *Gasp* You look so fancy, dude. Oh my god! *Pitched voice* That's awesome! I love him! Let's go, good night. Okay, Joergen; Wish me good luck. We're going to the Nether. Cuz everyone said there's a... secret achievement if you sleep in the Nether. Why would anyone do that? Oh god, this place is so creepy dude. Why on earth would I sleep here? This is awful. Alright, fine. We'll make a lil' Nether-Realm house. How about that? It's gonna be so cute Oh god, I'm scared All right, good night gamers- AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! My own audience.. My own supporters, can you believe this?? Scared me dude. I dunno what I was expecting.. but not God dammit *Laugh cry* My house! Noo. Oh my god.. God- aah.. Damn yooouuuuu! Give me back my stuff dudeee. If I don't get back my diamond pickaxe.. we're through, okay? I'm done. I deserve better than this My house blew up! Are you kidding me? God dammit, where is it? I got like half my stuff, dude. Help me look pig people! fucking useless Can I ge-- how do I-- Oh, I can chop away the flames. There we go... go away Cool. I'm glad I brought back gaming week to get epically trolled ..And lose half my stuff "sLeEp iN thE nEthEr fEliX" niniNInINininNiNinini I missed - I lost my pants Do you feel good about yourself? What's a block of quartz? It looks pretty, I like it. God dammit I lost my shield, too. So, someone said I can actually go to the Nether realm with Joergen. I just have to, like- I want to see if that's possible. It seems like a terrible idea. Ahhh! Joergen is drowning What? No, Joergen went through! Joergen, come back! come back! Come baaaack! God dammit. God dammit! Joergen, you crazy! Alright. So does the compass work here? No, it doesn't. Grrrreat. On second thought, no! The hell? I gotta teleport Joergen. No-! *Jorgen dying* Joergen, get out! Get out! nOOOOOOOOOOO! ! ! ! NOOOOO!!!! NOOOO no.. no... *pewds crying..* no.. It was here a second ago... maybe he went through to the other side.. No No, I'm not crying.. Shut up. You are. Oh my god.. He left us way too soon.. Joergen was like a father to me... I loved him like my son.. You never know when the ones that love you are gonna leave you.. *Sad music plays* I never thought this day would come.. He left us too soon.. Rest in peace Joergen Rest in peace If I die, fine, I can respawn Joergen can't respawn. I have to get Joergen number two. Now, of course- Now, of course there can only be one Joergen But there is Jorgen number two Here you go, Joergen Have it all Okay Hopefully this one hopefully Joergen the second won't be such an asshole Feel like I just bought myself a new pet.. it will never be the same, I'm still hurting Wait, there's one thing I wanna do. Here you go, Joergen.. He loved melons.. I'll plant the tree for Joergen.. I'll plant as many trees... Alright Things happen, we must move on. We have other things to do. Okay? We're gonna kill the Ender Dragon.. Let's go, Joergen. Why does Joergen have more life? Joergen the second. Oh! I've never been in the desert before. *Gasp* There's bunnies! There's freaking bunnies?? Can I put them in the bucket? Damn it You're back, buddy. What's up? Hellooo? What are you doing in the the desert? Can you go in the bucket? What? where did you go? Mysterious. Alright, I'm gonna have to kill some bunnies. I'm sorry, look away children *Demonic music plays* Look away children, I'm sorry. Uhhh! Oohh! Oh, he's back. What the hell? Wha-- Wow, this place is cool. [sure is] Whoa, another house? What is that? It's got a creeper face on it. Whaaat? Whoa! What is this? Whoa (3) Whoa! (4) Whoa (5) Whoa! (6) Whaat? My god minecraft, If Joergen could see this he'd be freaking out. Okay, he better not run away this time. *Whispering* Whoa (7) That's really deep. (That's what he said) Oh, it goes up as well. That's so cool! How do I go down there? I'm scared Ok, here we go. Whoa (8) Oh, no! Oh, no! I set off a bomb didn't I? ... Mmmmmmm Dammit! Dammit!! *sulks in swedish* THIS EPISODE SUCKS!! *moaning* miiiiiinecraaaaaaft โ™ซ If I could take it all away โ™ซ โ™ซ If I can doooo whaat they say โ™ซ Why did I do that? I could have got - I bet there was like awesome stuff in the- DAMIIIITTTTT Some murderers.. It's my evil arc.. Beginning alright, if anything else happens ๐•€๐•„. ๐”พ๐•†โ„•โ„•๐”ธ. ๐”น๐”ผ. ๐•๐”ผโ„๐•. ๐”ธโ„•๐”พโ„๐•. What the freaking that dude? What the hell? Wha?? wOW~ Whoa (9) Whoa (10) Whoa (11) Whoa (12) I'm just confused by everything. First of all, we need to get Joergen the second back. And second of all Oh god, what a day! "You ever had a bad day in Minecraft?" *Pewds chuckles* Never had a bad day? well, imagine having a bad day in Minecraft. Okay? Okay, I see Joergen. This good- I thought this was a kids game. Okay? Why are there actual traps in there? Oh, I got you now Oh, I got you now! Oh I got you now!! Oh!!! I actually got him! Oh no, I'm sorry My trusty horse, Joergen the second, my man *Pewds mimicking Jorgens voice* I missed you Poods Thanks, แดต แตแต˜แต‰หขหข Now we're gonna need a lot of sand. Cuz we gotta go down again. *whispers* God dammit. There better not be any more traps in here. Oh my gawd Ahh! Oh god.. Of course, there's a creeper there as well What are you doing? Go away! Ah my god Guys, I am having a bad day. Okay You're not going after me? Oh my- ohh aaaaah mmmmmmmm MMmmmMMMMmmmm AAAAAAAA AaahHHHHhhh sTop SToP!! Stoooaaaaaaaaap *pewds crying* *pewds scream of frustration, grief, hopelessness* Alright, we keep on gaming. Its gaming week... It's gaming week *laughs in pain* And so he kept walking with no armor no skill and no hope. He just wants Joergen back ...And all his stuff too would be great Play Minecraft they said, sleep in the Nether they said You can enter there with your horse they said I can never trust anyone ever again Not even myself At least Joergen the second actually is cool. Here we go again. I'm getting my stuff. I don't care. I'm getting my stuff Maybe... Whoa (13) What a cool room Maybe. Surely they're gone now, right? Look at the - damage Alright, if I find like a sword, or anything, I'll take it. I see stuff down there. Oh my god, that's my stuff. That's literally my stuff. -awgodawgodawgod- This is good. -awgod- This is just the first stuff. He drop the bow. Come on, come on, come on surely My diamond pickaxe is here, right? Look at this explosion dude. You can- *Smacking sounds* All gone Cool. Let's never do that again Epicc. Did you find the treasure? Yes. What did it cost? Everything. Okay. Okay, Joergen and Pewds for more adventures - I'm genuinely upset.. over Minecraft. *laughs in pain* oh godd.. what is happen? Is that another one? Or the same one? Okay.. No, it's the same one. Is that another shipwreck?? It is, isn't it? Damn it's far. Joergen, will you be good? It's how we hunt fishes in Sweden Hi-yah! Ohh my god!! It worked! Okay, we're going to the-- pirate thing and maybe we finally get some good news this episode. God frickin damn it. There better be epic treasure-- Oh, this one looks bigger. *Gasp* I see a treasure. Okay. Okay. Oh, what is this? Whoa (14) Looks like an air hole. Cool, paper. Hey, you want some paper? Here you go, Felix Oh! There's another one *gasp* PoTatOeS! Oh! another one! Whoa (15) Okay! Rich boy Rich boy ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž I could get Gucci pants Ow, ow, ow! Okay epic. Joergen, it was awesome! *chuccles* Ahh, my god Burried-- *Gasps* We found a treasure map! Hu-oh? What do I do with it? What do I do with buried treasure map? Sun is setting. Let's go back home, Joergen.. It's been an adventure. Jorgen the second.. Alright, time to go to sleep. I'll dream of Jorgen the first... ..Forever One thing that I'm curious about is... Yeah, I hope you're dying What happens if-- --you build another Nether portal in the Nether realm Question mark ? So let's explore that question Okay, I've never actually done this. How do I do it?? Uhh? What? Alright, gamers.. *๐ž๐ฉ๐ข๐œ๐œ ๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ข๐œ ๐ฉ๐ฅ๐š๐ฒ๐ฌ* Here we go! Wohoohoo!! Oooohh shiiiihehehehe!! hehehEhEhEeehEEE!! Oh, yeah!! Gaming time! Hey, someone's shooting me? This is my gaming time. If I remember correctly. I had obsidian down here. Yup, there it is. Just be careful Cuz there's freaking lava everywhere. This is always fun. What the hell is that? It's a bat Dumb bat HAhahAhAhAah I would never make that mistake. Okay, we have ten All we need baby. Now, if we enter.. the Nether. What up pig Now let's say we walk... a bit.. ..further God it's so hard to walk in there. Where would I go? You guys have nothing better to do? Jesus Christ, dude. Oh my god *whispers* Ah, im so scared Fine, let's just build a bridge. Life gives you lemons-- --build bridges over them. So what is that down there? Is that worth mining? I wish I knew.. Maybe I'll explode out of nowhere? --or we can just clog this. *Ghast cries in a not so far distant* What's that sound?? *Ghast cries gets louder* God, I hate that sound.. I think we can stop this as well. Oh yeahhh! No more lava! Don't worry piggies, I won't charge ya Okay.. What is this? Nande kore? Whoa (16) This looks cool! Ow!! Alright, don't walk on them. Got it. I can hold them-- --but I can't walk on 'em. I mean I guess it makes sense. They're hot Dude, there's so many! Uh, what's happening with the music?? ๐ป๐‘’๐“๐“๐‘œ? Little too epic for my taste, thank you. Alright, alright, you can calm down, Minecraft. Magma block? ๐•†๐•œ๐•’๐•ช. ๐”ผ๐•ก๐•š๐•” แดกสœส แด…แด ษช ๊œฐแด‡แด‡สŸ สŸษชแด‹แด‡ แดส แดกสœแดสŸแด‡ สŸษช๊œฐแด‡ ษช๊œฑ ๊œฐสŸแด€๊œฑสœษชษดษข แด›สœส€แดแดœษขสœ แดส แด‡สแด‡๊œฑ? ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฐ๐˜ญ๐˜บ, ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฐ๐˜ญ๐˜บ, ๐˜ด๐˜ด๐˜ด๐˜ด๐˜ด๐˜ด๐˜ด๐˜ด -- ๐˜ฎ๐˜ข๐˜ค๐˜ข๐˜ณ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜ช, ๐˜ฑ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฑ๐˜ฑ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜ช. This better not kill me, I'm gonna be pissed. Okay. Let's go. whAt's goNNa haPPEn? ฮน โˆ‚ฯƒฮท'ั‚ ะบฮทฯƒฯ‰! That's the joy of Minecraft. So, it does take me to another place. uHHHHhhhhhhhhhhmm? Whaat? d0nKEYs? there's fucking llamas in this game, dude? they're so cute Aaaaaaaaa!!! No, take me back to Netherland! Why is there underwater things there? Uhhhhhh... Helloooooo? What?? Is it a glitch? Oh what? Uh okay, that's scary. Magma blocks. Oh god! They're slurping! That's so confusing-- --So those lit up? lLaMa tHEsE ArE lLaMaS There is fricken lla-- --don't explode my llamas --๐•€ ๐•จ๐•š๐•๐• ๐•œ๐•š๐•๐• ๐•ช๐• ๐•ฆ Oh, the shield can tank them? Oh, they talk, they make noises! gUnPoWdEr? Frick Frick Frick Frick -- --They're so cute I wanna take you home. Oh my god, you're so adorable. Oh my god, they're still coming-- This one's got a bow dude! It's a swamp monster? These guys are strong dude. ๏ผฉ ๏ฝ—๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ” ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ฝŒ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ What do they eat? So is there any way I can breathe underwater easier? Ooh What is this? I don't know. There better not be traps, that's all I know. What is this? Oh, there's a chest Oh god -- Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up Bwooh There better not be sharks in this game then I'm quitting Alright then, I just want the chest Are you kidding me? That's it? Oh! It's his What? blue ice? So if I kill him, can I steal his llamas? Cuz I will do it. DON'T YOU SPIT ON ME!! okay, I see a lot more stuff to explore BUT I'm gonna have to end the episode here guys whooooo!! Because I need the comments to help me ACTUALLY I CAN'T TRUST YOU Smash Like! And I'll see you guys next time BYE *AD* ๐“ฆ๐“ž๐“ฃ You never played Tuber simulator??? :0 *Intense effects* PPPPPFFFFFSSHHHHH You know, it's fun right? I'm not supposed to give my โ“„โ“Ÿโ“˜โ“โ“˜โ“žโ“ But give it a try~ and then you can tell me if it's good or not not convinced yet. Okay I'll cut you a deal~ ( อกโ—‰ อœส– อกโ—‰) The game is available for ๐“•๐“ก๐“”๐“” And that's a ๐“–๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ฝ ๐“น๐“ป๐“ฒ๐“ฌ๐“ฎ! (bo dee dum de dum de dum dum)