Miley Cyrus on Smoking Pot Liam Hemsworth Scaring Her

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FOR IT. >> AS LONG AS YOU BUY IT. >> Jimmy: YOU DON'T CARE WHAT THEY DO. >> NO. >> Jimmy: WHERE ARE YOU LIVING NOW? >> OKAY, SO THIS IS VERY MUCH THE WAY THAT I WORK. I WRITE A SONG ABOUT MALIBU AND HOW MUCH I LOVE IT, THEN I MOVE BACK TO NASHVILLE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY THAT I ROLL. SO I'VE BEEN IN NASHVILLE. NOW I'M BACK IN MALIBU. I'M BACK AND FORTH BEING ABLE TO BE CLOSE TO L.A. SO I CAN WORK ON NEW PROJECTS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS. >> Jimmy: WHAT ABOUT THE PIG THAT YOU OWN? DOES THAT PIG TRAVEL WITH YOU? >> THE PIG IS A MALIBUIAN. THAT IS A THING? THESE IN MALIBU, HAPPY AS CAN BE. SHE WAS IN ST. LOUIS. SOMEONE BROUGHT HER TO A MEET AND GREET, I KNOW YOU LOVE ANIMALS, HERE. GAVE ME A PIG. >> Jimmy: YOU WERE STUCK WITH THAT PIG. >> I TOOK A PIG TO A FOUR SEASONS IN CHICAGO AND HID HER IN THE CLOSET WHEN I GOT ROOM SERVICE. DOGS AND CATS WERE KIND OF ALLOWED BUT I HAD A FEELING A PIG WAS A HARD NO. >> Jimmy: WOW, YOU HID THE PIG IN THE CLOSET. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: THE PIG GOES WITH YOU. HOW DO YOU TRANSPORT THE PIG? >> DORITOS. OKAY IN THE WAY WE DO THIS IS WE JUST HAVE TO GET DORITOS. AND IT JUST KIND OF -- PRETTY MUCH ANY FOOD, BUT DORITOS ARE PIG-PIG'S FAVORITE. >> Jimmy: LAY A TRAIL OF DORITOS? >> YEAH, ONE TIME I GOT HER TO WORK WITH SNOOP DOGG AND SHE HAD TO RAP, WHICH I COULDN'T DO IT WITHOUT DORITOS, IT WAS A MIRACLE. >> Jimmy: SNOOP ALSO, THAT'S HOW THEY GET HIM TO GO PLACES. THEY LEAVE DEER RO DORITOS. >> IT'S A LONG STORY BUT MY GRANDMA COOKED HIM EDIBLES, THEN MY PIG WAS EATING DORITOS -- >> WHAT? >> MY GRANDMA DOESN'T KNOW SHE COOKED HIM ED DIBBLES. WE TOLD GRANDMA SHE WAS GOING TO COOK BROWNIES. THEN THIS WAS THE VMAs. THEN WE SUPER IMPOSED MARIJUANA INTO HER -- I DON'T KNOW IF SHE ACTUALLY WATCHED THE VMAs, SORRY, MA'AMMY, YOU COOKED EDIBLES. SHE DOESN'T KNOW. SHE COOKED BROWNIES AND WE ADDED WEED. >> Jimmy: IS IT POSSIBLE SHE'S BEEN IN PRISON SINCE THEN? >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YOU ARE NO LONGER SMOKING, I UNDERSTAND? >> I WANT TO BE, BUT NO. >> Jimmy: NOW THAT IT'S LEGAL IN CALIFORNIA? >> I'M A REBEL. >> Jimmy: GIVE IT UP. WHY AREN'T YOU SMOKING ANYMORE? >> BECAUSE I AM VERY FOCUSED ON WHAT I'M WORKING ON RIGHT NOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] AND I THINK -- I ALSO THINK IT IS THE MOST MAGICAL, AMAZING -- IT'S MY FIRST AND TRUE LOVE. BUT IT'S NOT FOR ME AT THIS TIME IN MY LIFE. BUT I'M SURE THERE WILL BE A DAY I WILL HAPPILY INDULGE. >> Jimmy: I SEE, I SEE WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. BUT IT'S TRUE, YEAH. YOU CAN GET IN LIKE A RHYTHM OF NOT DOING ANYTHING. >> YEAH, I ACTUALLY JUST GOT -- THIS IS REALLY RANDOM. YOU WOULD NEVER EXPECT THIS. BUT LIAM WAS PLAYING THE UFC VIDEO GAME AND I TOLD HIM HOW DUMB IT WAS UNTIL THE CONTROLLER GOT IN MY HAND ONE TIME. AND NOW IT'S MY FAVORITE THING IN THE WORLD IS SMOKING POT AND PLAYING UFC. >> Jimmy: EITHER ONE OF THOSE THINGS. >> IT'S NOT VERY PRODUCTIVE. >> Jimmy: NOT PRODUCTIVE AT ALL. >> NO. >> Jimmy: YOU POSTED SOMETHING. I WANT TO ASK YOU, LIAM APPARENTLY LIKES TO SCARE YOU. >> YES, CONSTANTLY. >> Jimmy: WELL, YOU GOT VIDEOTAPE OF THIS. I'D IMAGINE MOST OF THEM AREN'T ON VIDEOTAPE. LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. >> [ BLEEP ]! I WAS TOTALLY SCARED! >> Jimmy: WATCH HOW HAPPY HE IS HERE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> I WAS ALREADY SCARED. THAT WAS WHAT WAS SO ANNOYING. I WAS PUTTING -- THIS IS BAD, I KNOW IT'S MAY. I WAS PUTTING OUR CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS AWAY, FINALLY. I LIKE LIGHTS AND I LIKE SHINY THINGS AND ELVES AND THEY LIVE FOR A WHOLE SUMMER. SO NOW IT WAS TIME. MAY 1st, CHRISTMAS, GOT TO GO. >> Jimmy: YOU REALLY HAD YOUR CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS UP? >> THIS IS SO CUTE, SANTA MAKES ME FEEL SAFE. >> Jimmy: YOU PASSED THE HALFWAY MARK, YOU COULD HAVE JUST GONE ON. >> VALENTINES GOES, EASTER GOES, THERE'S SANTA. >> Jimmy: WHEN WILL THEY GO BACK UP AGAIN? >> PROBABLY FOURTH OF JULY. >> Jimmy: YOU WERE SMOKING TOO MUCH POT FOR SURE. >> YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME THAT I DON'T SMOKE ANYMORE. NO, ABOUT SO I WAS ALREADY IN THIS REALLY CREEPY BASEMENT. AND SO I WAS COMING UP TO SAY, OH MY GOD THAT BASEMENT IS SO SCARY, THEN HE JUMPED OUT AT THE WORST TIME. >> Jimmy: THIS IS SOMETHING THAT REALLY BOTHERS YOU? OR YOU'RE OKAY WITH IT? >> I DON'T KNOW WHY I HAVEN'T CAUGHT ON TO THIS. IT'S LIKE I DON'T KNOW HE'S AROUND EVERY CORNER. HE'S AROUND A LOT OF CORNERS. >> Jimmy: DO YOU EVER TRY TO GET HIM BACK? >> I'M OBVIOUSLY LOUD. AND SO I'M NOT VERY GOOD AT SCARING PEOPLE. >> Jimmy: TOO LOUD TO SCARE PEOPLE? >> I'M LIKE, HA HA HA! HE'S LIKE, I CAN HEAR YOU BEHIND THE DOOR.