The Cast of Infinity War Plays Guess the Avenger

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WE'RE GOING TO PLAY A GAME. TONIGHT WE HAVE A GAME WITH OUR GUESTS. FIRST LET'S GIVE A SUPERHERO WELCOME TO -- DANAI GURIRA, TOM HIDDLESTON, MARK RUFFALO, DAVE BAUTISTA, AND SCARLETT JOHANSSON. WELCOME AVENGERS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: IT'S GREAT TO HAVE YOU HERE. THE AUDIENCE IS ENTHUSED. WE ALL KNOW YOU GUYS WORKED SIDE BY SIDE TO MAKE "AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR." BUT HOW WELL DO YOU REALLY KNOW EACH OTHER IS THE QUESTION TONIGHT THAT HOPEFULLY WE WILL ANSWER. HOW CLOSELY DO YOU LOOK TO THE SIDE WHEN YOU ARE SIDE BY SIDE? WE'RE GOING TO FIND OUT NOW. IT'S TIME TO PLAY "GUESS THE AVENGER." ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH HOW THE GAME WORKS? HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THIS GAME BEFORE? >> NEVER. >> NO. >> NO. >> Jimmy: HERE'S HOW IT WORK. I WILL SHARE A FACT, HOPEFULLY AN INTERESTING FACT, ABOUT TOM, DAVE, DENAI, MARK, OR SCARLETT. EACH OF THEM WILL WRITE DOWN WHETHER IT WAS YOU OR WHETHER IT WAS SOMEONE ELSE. YOU HAVE TO GET THE AVENGER. IT'S VERY SIMPLE. IT'S YOU THE STORY IS ABOUT, JUST WRITE "ME" ON THE BOARD. FIT IS NOT, GUESS WHO IT IS. ALL RIGHT? VERY GOOD. DON'T LET THE OTHER AVENGERS SEE YOUR ANSWER. EVERY TIME YOU ANSWER CORRECTLY GUILLERMO WILL AWARD YOU WITH A BONSAI TREE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] GOT A LOT OF BONSAI TREES. THE FIRST FACT IS, THIS AVENGER FLASHED A STRANGER IN AN AIRPLANE BATHROOM. THIS AVENGER FLASHED A STRANGER IN AN AIRPLANE BATHROOM. BOARDS HAVE BEEN MARKED. AND SINCE THEY HAVE, WE'LL START WITH MARK. MARK? >> I WOULD SAY DAVE BAUTISTA. >> Jimmy: DAVE, WAS IT YOU? >> I DID, BUT I WOULDN'T ADMIT IT. >> Jimmy: IT WAS NOT DAVE. IT WAS YOU? >> DENIED. >> I ALSO SAID DAVE. >> Jimmy: WOW. TOM, WHO DO YOU THINK FLASHED SOMEONE IN AN AIRPLANE BATHROOM? >> I THOUGHT IT WAS MARK. >> Jimmy: AND DAVE? DAVE SAYS? IT WAS SCARLETT. >> OH. >> Jimmy: DAVE, YOU ARE CORRECT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> NICE. >> WHICH WAS UNINTENTIONAL, THOUGH. >> Jimmy: IT WAS UNINTENTIONAL? >> YEAH, OBVIOUSLY. >> Jimmy: IS THAT TECHNICALLY FLASH FIGURE UNINTENTIONAL? >> YOUR PRODUCERS WROTE THE CARD, I DON'T KNOW. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHAT HAPPENED EXACTLY? AND IS THIS PERSON STILL ALIVE? >> I DIDN'T KEEP IN TOUCH. >> Jimmy: YOU DIDN'T, REALLY, INTERESTING. >> NO. I WAS IN USING THE BATHROOM. IN THE PLANE. AS ONE DOES. >> Jimmy: YES. >> AND I GUESS I DIDN'T LOCK THE DOOR. IT HAPPENS OCCASIONALLY, I DON'T KNOW. I THOUGHT I DID. AND I WENT BACK TO GRAB -- >> THAT OLD CHESTNUT. >> I WENT TO GRAB THE TOILET PAPER, AND MY ENTIRE VAGINA WAS SPLAYED OUT. YES, I SAID VAGINA. AND THEN -- DEAL WITH IT. AND THE GUY OPENS THE DOOR, HE LOOKS DOWN, HE GOES LIKE THIS. HE'S LIKE, OH, OH -- OH! LIKE THAT. AND I WAS LIKE -- [ BLEEP ] DOOR! DOOR CLOSED. OH MY GOD. IT WAS BEFORE THE PLANE TOOK OFF. THEN I HAD TO OPEN THE DOOR AND WALK PAST THE ENTIRE LIKE CABIN OF PEOPLE THAT ALL JUST HEARD ME. ARRGH! THEN THEY'RE LIKE, OH, IT WAS SCARLETT. AND IT WAS HER VAGINA. >> Jimmy: WOW, WE'RE OFF TO A FLYING START ON THIS ONE. SCARLETT AND DAVE EACH HAVE A BONSAI TREE. THIS AVENGER AND CLASSMATES UPROOTED HALF A DOZEN TREES AND REPLANTED THEM ON THE 50 YARD LINE OF THEIR HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL FIELD. WHO IS THIS AVENGER CAST MEMBER? DENAI, WE'LL START WITH YOU. >> I GO WITH MARK. >> Jimmy: MARK? MARK, WAS IT YOU? OR WHO DO YOU THINK IT WAS? >> I THINK IT'S DAVE. >> I ALSO THOUGHT IT WAS MARK. >> Jimmy: TOM? >> I THINK IT'S DAVE BAUTISTA. >> Jimmy: DAVE, WAS IT DAVE BAUTISTA? >> OH! >> Jimmy: BONSAI TREES. >> YEAH, WHEN YOU SAID HE AND PLAYED FOOTBALL? >> Jimmy: YEAH. >> I JUST THINK -- IT WAS ONLY ONE PERSON LEFT. I MEAN, LOOK AT THE GUY. >> Jimmy: WELL, LISTEN, YOU KNOW WHAT THAT'S A COMPLIMENT FROM SCARLETT AND DENAI. WE HAVE BONSAI TREES ALL AROUND. WAS THAT A SUCCESSFUL PRANK? >> NO, NO, IT ACTUALLY GOT ME SUSPENDED. >> Jimmy: IT DID? >> YEAH, THEY DIDN'T THINK IT WAS FUNNY AT ALL. >> Jimmy: NEXT QUESTION IS, THIS AVENGER LEARNED TO PLAY THE SPOONS IN A BAR AND HAS BECOME VERY PROFICIENT AT SPOON PLAYING. WHO AMONG YOU? EVERYONE, GO AHEAD AND REVEAL YOUR CARDS ALL AT THE SAME TIME. THE SPOON PLAYER IS? EVERYBODY GETS A BONSAI TREE! TOM, YOU BROUGHT IT, DO YOU HAVE ANY SPOONS ON YOU THAT PERHAPS YOU CAN DEMONSTRATE THIS GIFT? >> THERE YOU GO, SCARLETT. >> Jimmy: MAYBE BONSAI TREES WEREN'T THE MOST PRACTICAL. >> REALLY? >> I WANTED A BONSAI. I'M EXCITED. >> I LOVE BONSAI. >> Jimmy: TOM, YOU HAVE SPOONS? >> I ALWAYS CARRY A SPARE PAIR OF SPOONS. >> Jimmy: YOU DO, ALL RIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪ >> Jimmy: WOW. A LOT OF TALENT HERE. >> WAIT A MINUTE, WHO THOUGHT IT WASN'T TOM? >> I THOUGHT IT WAS MARK. >> HONESTLY? >> YEAH. >> THERE WAS ONLY ONE PERSON -- >> Jimmy: NO FIGHTING, GUYS, YOU'RE A TEAM, DON'T FORGET. THIS AVENGER COLLECTS VITAMINS. NOT TO EAT. AS A HOBBY. >> WHAT? >> Jimmy: THIS AVENGER COLLECTS VITAMINS. NOT TO EAT. AS A HOBBY. >> VITAMINS? THALYMIS? >> Jimmy: WHAT? VITAMINS. >> VITAMINS. >> IT MUST BE MARK. >> THAT'S CRAZY. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. SCARLETT SAYS IT'S CRAZY. WHO DO YOU THINK COLLECTS VITAMINS? >> ONLY BECAUSE SHE'S PROBABLY THE HEALTHIEST IS PERSON IN THE ROOM, DENAI. >> Jimmy: MARK? EVERYBODY REVEAL WHO YOU THINK IT WAS. DENAI, DENAI, DENAI, YES. DENNY, DENY, DENY, TRUMP PHILOSOPHY. WHY DO YOU COLLECT VITAMINS? >> WELL, BECAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW. >> YOU NEVER TAKE THEM. >> YOU JUST NEVER KNOW. I LIKE TO BE PREPARED FOR WHATEVER I MIGHT NEED. >> Jimmy: ARE THESE EXOTIC VITAMINS? OR FLINTSTONE VARIETY TYPE? >> NO, THEY'RE PRETTY EXOTIC. THEY'RE LIKE HEALTH STORE. >> Jimmy: ARE THEY DISPLAYED IN YOUR HOME? >> A LITTLE BIT. I HAVE A CUPBOARD. THEY'RE LIKE THESE LITTLE KIND OF EXTRA LITTLE SHELVING THINGS. THEY'RE KIND OF STAGED A LITTLE. >> Jimmy: YOU'VE GOT A COLLECTION OF BONSAI TREES AS WELL. >> SO I CAN SEE THEM ALL. THEY CAN HANG WITH THEM. >> Jimmy: WE HAVE ONE MORE QUESTION. THIS AVENGER LOST HIS OR HER VIRGINITY ON THE 2nd HOLE OF A GOLF COURSE IN VIRGINIA BEACH. ♪ >> Jimmy: SCARLETT? SCARLETT SAYS MARK. DAVE? >> VIRGINIA BEACH? >> Jimmy: DAVE SAYS MARK. DENAI? DENAI SAYS MARK. TOM SAYS MARK. MARK WHAT DO YOU SAY? >> DAVE. >> I DON'T REMEMBER THAT. >> Jimmy: OH, THANK YOU, THANK YOU. YOU LOST IT ON THE 2nd HOLE OR IN THE 2nd HOLE? I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT. ALL RIGHT. I THINK WE HAVE A TIE. WE HAVE A TIE? ALL RIGHT, SCARLETT, TOM, AND MARK, YOU EACH HAVE, I DON'T KNOW, A LOT OF BONSAI TREES. >> I HAVE THREE. >> Jimmy: THE TIEBREAKER QUESTION. >> A TIEBREAKER. >> Jimmy: DENAI AND DAVE, YOU ARE NOT ELIGIBLE. SORRY. HOW MANY INFINITY STONES CAN YOU NAME? YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS. NAME AS MANY AS YOU CAN. THERE ARE SIX. WE'LL SEE HOW WELL YOU PAID ATTENTION. TO THIS MOVIE YOU DID 30 DIFFERENT TIMES. ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. GO AHEAD, TOM. START IT OFF. WOW, TOM. ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, HE'S GOT ALL OF THEM. MARK, DO YOU HAVE ALL OF THEM? >> I'M EMBARRASSED. >> Jimmy: LET'S SEE WHAT YOU HAVE. I WANT TO SEE WHAT YOU HAVE. >> TIME, ENERGY, REALITY -- >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S NOT EVEN ONE. SCARLETT? >> WHAT? I DON'T WANT TO -- >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. WE HAVE A WINNER. IT'S TOM HIDDLESTON, EVERYBODY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] TELL HIM WHAT HE WON. >> Dicky: IT'S A NEW LAWNMOWER. THE HUSKY LT-42 RIDER MOWER FEATURES A 17.5-HORSEPOWER ENGINE AND REVERSE MOWING CONTROL FROM HUSKY. >> Jimmy: THAT IS HEADED HOME TO