West Hollywood Man Named Sexy Vegan Denies Sexually Assaulting Dog

[Music] yes for Tuesday October first goes to a man named Hansel the Bartolo 2/3 he's 37 years old and he legally changed his name to sexy vegan I'm not making this up this young man named handled the Bartolo 2/3 legally changed his name to sexy vegan if you're watching revolt you can see sexy vegan on the TV now I can make this the shortest donkey in a day over and give him the biggest heat heart right now for legally changing his name is sexy vegan but it gets worse well in the case of donkey today it gets better now two things you need to know number one you may know who's sexy vegan is he got slightly infamous back in the day when he appeared on the dr. Phil show and it turned out like this it's a song I didn't say was it she knows it I was just like my dad 10 luxury cars my dad told me I had the same name as him until I legally changed it my mom did not bail me out gentlemen she knew I was innocent I'm liberating over 70 billion pigs and cages so small that cannot move for years my mom's a sociopathic piece of I have the high score in hot-or-not history I got a nine point nine out of ten after 327 women rated me let's see your talent that's your talent you ugly piece up okay stop hey hey look at me no hey hey no you need to look at me I read did you okay take them out all right sexy vegan ladies and gentlemen sexy vegan now number two we all know what the word dog means in our culture right you've had tons of rappers with dog in their name most famous snoop dog people use the term down south for life still in reference to your homies your friends your partners you'd be like that's my dog all right I don't use the word dog because I think it's just God backwards I would rather say peace guard to my brothers as opposed to what's up dog but I don't knock anyone who does it do you dog okay I also don't think anyone immortalize it as much as DMX did when you made the classic tune get at me dog all right turn that up a little bit me that okay the urban dictionary says dog is your best friend your friend to lean on your companion so all my slang impaired people out there understand what I mean when I say my dog okay it's safe to say that you would never hurt your dog right you wouldn't hurt your dog right in me know you know you won't hurt your dog you never what you want for your dog you want for yourself right you can't call someone your dog if you inflict pain on them in any way so what if you know I told you this is sexually sexual sexy vegan what if I told you to the sexy vegan sexually assaulted his dog Lamy well that's the allegation the sexy vegan is accused of assaulting his partner his dog let's go to youtuber Isaac Butterfield page for the report please a face tattooed man who legally changed his name to sexy vegan has been charged with sexually assaulting his dog sexy vegan whose real name is Hansel Marion DeBartolo the third can I just say this is all allegedly I don't wanna get sued by he's very rich parents Hansel Gretel sexy Bingham was busted in West Hollywood on Thursday over a video he allegedly posted on social media showing inappropriate behavior with a pitbull private tutor said detectives found a video on social media of the suspect performing an act of bestiality he faces up to one year in County Jail if convicted the attorney office said stressing the case was still being investigated oh he met him in an actual dog I read this in the New York Daily News this morning and I didn't think anything of it I just profiled the guy he's white and yet tassel all over his face he had an urban glare okay I saw it say he sexually assaulted his dog and then I got busy doing other things I didn't realize the guy was literally penetrating pit bulls all right sexy vegan was hound humping all right mating with mongrels loving on last he's skating on Scooby my first thought when I heard this story is this is exactly why I don't eat meat I mean why I eat meat this is exactly why I eat meat all right you stop eating animals just to fornicate with them what kind of logic is that they said it takes a different level of consciousness and compassion to stop consuming dead animals so what level of consciousness and compassion does it take to fornicate with wine I have so many questions was there a relationship between sexy vegan and dog were they a couple did he at least give her some happy Howie's doggie treats before he gave the dog his bone all right I was told to sexy vegan love this animal and it wasn't just sex born we reached out to the dog for comment he said this you know love me just love my dog staff not sexy vegan has pleaded not guilty his bail is set at 35,000 and he could face a year in County Jail I have nothing else to say about this all right some donkey today's just outed themselves please give Hansel de Bartolo and Kate a sexy vegan the Big Easy ha as a vegan if somebody in this room who likes canine comfort but I'm not gonna say no names Oh does he have a labradoodle microphone say nothing hey dog I love my dog man I'm not that much they said that they wish they would have never created the Labradoodle that was bullish and they called it a Franken speaking news what's the craziest thing you do with dogs I just saw that's like we go to the park and stuff but hey France if you're listening right now Wow all right what are you doing to that Labradoodle doodoo love with the Labradoodle all right well thank you for that dog here today time for this level of whiteness in make sure you follow Steve so you can see him in his Labradoodle yeah donkey today is brought to you by the law office of Michael s lamonsoff don't be a donkey dial pound 250 on yourself and say to bull if you've been hurt in a construction accident that's pound 2 5 volt from your cell and say to bowl [Music]

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