What is This – Peanut Worm That Looks Like a Penis

IN THE MIDDLE EAST. A HUMMUS DRONE. [ LAUGHTER ] I'M NOT SURE IF THEY HAVE THESE AT WHOLE FOODS. HAVE YOU SEEN THE UNUSUALLY SHAPED DEEP SEA CREATURE THAT'S BEEN ONLINE? THIS IS AN ANIMAL THAT'S BEEN -- IT WAS DISCOVERED BY A TEAM OF HORNY AUSTRALIAN SCIENTISTS. [ LAUGHTER ] THEY CALL IT THE PEANUT WORM. FOR REAL. THIS IS WHAT WE KNOW ABOUT THE PEANUT WORM. IT LIVES 4,000 METERS UNDER THE SEA, AND IT'S JEWISH. [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S A BIG DEAL. THEY SAY THIS IS THE FIRST PENIS-SHAPED CREATURE DISCOVERED BY SCIENTISTS SINCE NBA COMMISSIONER ADAM SILVER. [ LAUGHTER ] OF COURSE THIS INTERESTS ME BECAUSE I HAVE THE MATURITY LEVEL OF A 12-YEAR-OLD. SO WE DECIDED TO DO A STUDY. WE WENT OUT ON THE STREET TODAY WITH A PICTURE OF THE PEANUT WORM AND ASKED PEOPLE A SIMPLE YES. WE ASKED THEM WHAT IS THIS? AND THIS IS HOW THEY RESPONDED TO THAT. >> WHAT IS THIS? >> OH, MY. [ LAUGHTER ] >> WHAT IS THIS? >> OH, BOY. THAT IS A -- I HAVE NO IDEA. BUT I KNOW WHAT I THINK IT IS. IT LOOKS LIKE GENITALIA. >> WHAT IS THIS? >> IT'S A -- IT'S A PENIS. [ LAUGHTER ] >> WHAT IS THIS? >> THIS IS A CRAZY -- WOW. A PENIS. >> A GLOW STICK? >> MUSHROOM? >> ZUCCHINI? OR SOMETHING THAT I CAN'T TALK ABOUT IN PUBLIC. >> WHAT IS THIS? >> THAT'S A [ BLEEP ]. WHOA. >> THAT LOOKS LIKE A [ BLEEP ]. >> IT COULD BE SOMETHING -- >> PENIS. IT'S A PENIS. >> IT'S A BIG PENIS. >> HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THAT BEFORE? HAVE YOU EVER BEEN THIS CLOSE TO ONE? >> NO. I'M A LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE. >> IT'S A PENIS. [ LAUGHTER ] >> OH. MY GOSH. IT LOOKS LIKE A PENIS FOR ME. >> A FILIPNENIS? >> YEAH. BUT THE PHILIPPINES IS NOT THAT BIG. >> A PENIS. >> A JAELFISH. >> THE PENIS OF A JELLYFISH. >> THAT LOOKS LIKE SOME SORT OF PENIS ANIMAL. >> I SAW THAT. IT'S ACTUALLY IN THE OCEAN. IT'S AN OCEAN CREATURE THAT I DON'T KNOW THE NAME OF. >> WHAT WOULD YOU CALL IT? >> I'D CALL IT A DILLE A DILDO URCHIN. >> WHAT IS THIS? >> I DON'T WANT TO SEE. >> WHAT'S IT CALLED? >> WHAT YOU SAY? PENIS. >> I COULDN'T QUITE HEAR YOU. >> [ BLEEP ].

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